07/23/2025
🪄 Adopt Lolli & Nox! 🐾
(Yes, they’re both in Slytherclaw. No, we don’t know how.)
Straight from the magical halls of Hairwarts School of Meowgic and Chaos, these two ornery kittens are seeking a forever home—preferably one with no priceless antiques, weak-willed houseplants, or expectations of peace.
✨Lolli is a striped menace with a talent for vanishing just as you’re about to pick them up (Invisibility Cloak? Probably.)
✨Nox is black as night, sassy as a house elf on strike, and has been caught hexing the Roomba twice.
They must be adopted together because:
They’ve formed a magical bond sealed during the Great Couch Rebellion of 2025.
One of them is the chaos, the other is the alibi.
Separating them may violate the Ministry of Floof Regulation #394.
Are you a brave soul with snacks, wand toys, and a high tolerance for low-key destruction? Then grab your wand (and lint roller) and come meet your new familiars.
Adopt them today—before they turn our clinic into a swamp again. 🐾🧹✨
If you are interested in meeting them or have any questions please reach out to the clinic at 614-294-2538 or email at [email protected]
