10/31/2025
😆 it’s never dull with horses
Today was exciting. I went down to feed Murphy and his manhood was hanging out . Not only was it hanging out but he was trying to bite at it . I pulled him out of the stall to take a look . 👀 Turns out Mr. Murphy had a wood splinter in his p***s. About 2 inches from the head. When I started to gently try and pull it out he sucked that thing up at the speed of light. I dropped the tweezers and managed to grab it before all was lost to planet sheath . Have any of you seen that shower wall scene in Porky’s ? Anyway I digress .
I got the splinter pulled out and the area flushed and ointment applied. Murphy kept saying my hands were too cold . Sorry Murph ! Think about that next time before you mount a tree , or whatever you did . I do have questions though . Are we alone in the universe ? Will Fleetwood Mac ever get back together? Why does Murphy have a splinter in his p***s ? I have no answers . Maybe Murphy is into trees now , like really into them . An extreme Arborist if you will . Maybe some how hit his stall wall ? Maybe he Broke out and found a wood chip pile to make sweet love to ? I honestly don’t know . What I do know is I want 2 hours of my life back, and that Murphy is following me around now like we are dating . Murphy’s 🍆will recover completely. Thanks for the fun afternoon Moof! Keep your man parts to yourself buddy . 🙄😂🤦♀️