10/29/2026
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CAROLINE, ASKING HORSE PEOPLE FOR FINANCIAL ADVICE WAS YOUR FIRST MISTAKE.
Dearest Readers,
Caroline reportedly has an $8 MILLION net worth and wants to buy a $75,000 show horse - but her financial advisor told her to wait.
So naturally, she called Dave Ramsey for a second opinion.
Ma’am… you should’ve called The Bettys™.
Because horse people are about to tell you:
“Buy the horse.”
“You can make more money.”
“Does it vet?”
“$75K is basically free if it’s already seasoned. You should be looking more in the $150k range.”
“You can’t afford NOT to buy it.”
“And technically, tack is a separate budget.”
Bettys, Caroline needs financial guidance. Give her your BEST advice.
And please remember - this woman has $8 million, so try not to have her buying three horses and a living-quarters trailer by sundown. She needs at least 3 horses - and a 5 horse trailer with a loft and a matching Freightliner…
Always Observing,
The Bettys™ ☕️
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