10/31/2026
🎃 HAPPY HALLOWEEN from the creatures who live in your house rent-free!
Tonight’s forecast:
👻 Your dog will report 73 suspicious visitors. All of them children.
🐈⬛ Your cat will knock something off a shelf and blame paranormal activity.
🦴 A treat will disappear under mysterious circumstances. The suspect will request another.
📸 You will take 46 costume photos. One will be usable. It will feature your thumb.
A few house rules for the haunting: keep candy out of paw’s reach, secure the front door against escape artists, and give pets a quiet retreat from the festivities. Costumes are optional—being adorable is already a full-time job. 🧡
Wishing you more treats than tricks and absolutely no veterinary plot twists! 🐾