13/06/2025
Funny but also accurate 😂
𝐈𝐭’𝐬 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧, 𝐍𝐨𝐭 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 ✂️
A joke within a deeper message.
Every time you type “confirmation” instead of “conformation,” the universe allows one more badly-assembled stallion to keep his plums.
Yes. Somewhere out there, a c**t with the build of a broken ironing board just got spared the snip, all because someone couldn’t be bothered to check their spelling.
And look, we get it. “Conformation” is a boring, judgey word. It sounds like something your aunt says at Crufts. But here’s the difference:
•Confirmation: That’s what you get when Amazon tells you your parcel’s arriving tomorrow. Or when Sharon says she will be at the pub quiz after all.
•Conformation: That’s what horsey people judge in the show ring, legs, angles, shoulders, backs, bits that should be straight but sometimes look like IKEA got drunk.
The Real Problem? It’s Not Just the Spelling
When people say, “He’s got lovely confirmation so we’re keeping him entire,” what they mean is:
“He has legs.”
“He stood still once.”
“My child loves him.”
Congratulations, you’re now one poor decision away from flooding the countryside with foals that move like shopping trolleys and vet bills that read like mortgage statements.
Because This Isn’t Just About Spelling. It’s About Breeding.
And breeding is not:
❌ Because he’s pretty
❌ Because he’s not tried to kill anyone (yet)
❌ Because you’ve got a mare and vibes
Breeding is about improving the breed, not handing out baby licences to every hairy cob that once jumped a cross-pole without tripping over his own feet.
When you breed a stallion with bad conformation, you’re not just making a foal. You’re making problems with legs. Ones that bend the wrong way. Ones that cost thousands in corrective shoeing. Ones that spend more time on box rest than in work.
•If your c**t has bad hocks, a weak back, and knees that point at different postcodes: snip.
•If you can’t spell conformation, maybe don’t be in charge of the next generation.
•If you think breeding is “just a bit of fun,” please stop. This is why we can’t have nice things.
📧 Confirmation = what you need for dinner at Pizza Express
🏇 Conformation = what your horse needs to justify keeping his testicles
✂️ Castration = what should happen when either of the above is confused
Save the bloodlines. Save the breed. Save us all from watching another foal grow up looking like it was designed by a committee of blindfolded toddlers with Lego.
Snip smart. Spell smarter. Cheers. 🥂
