22/08/2025
We've had a complaint!
At 1600 hours on August 19th, in the Penrith area of Cumbria, one Dalmation named Ozzy visited Welly and Tails Dog Park.
On arrival, it was noted that nowhere in the park was there a street sign for dalmations.
To add further insult, his brother Charlie, of a spaniel persuasion, found his way to Spaniel Square and promptly recorded the event (photo evidence attached).
Furthermore, it was actually Dalmation Ozzy's birthday, and on finding no Dally Alley and having to listen to Charlie harp on about his Spaniel Square, he was thoroughly vexed.
This has resulted in a formal complaint to Welly and Tails' owners with the request that Dally Alley is promptly actioned, otherwise face further repercussions from the Cumbrian Dalmation community.
Ozzy was not available for comment, but it was observed that he sniffed, barked and w**d on a fence post. We can only assume this means he was in full agreement with his owner's complaint about the lack of Dalmatian-focused signage.