05/08/2025
🥖 The Golden Retriever Toast Scale 🥖
1. Unbaked Dough – “Fresh outta the fridge. This golden hasn’t seen the sun in days.”
2. Light White Bread – “A little warm, but still ghosting the toaster.”
3. Softly Toasted – “Golden with a hint of glow. SPF 100 type.”
4. Warm Buttered Toast – “Starting to get that golden hour shimmer.”
5. Classic Golden – “The stock photo of goldens. Golden Retriever 101.”
6. Honey Glazed – “Looks like it was brushed with sunshine and maple syrup.”
7. Caramel Swirl – “Richer than your morning latte. May cause cravings.”
