10/28/2026
Meet Stella! 🐾❤️ A senior lady with a few complaints!
This place is LOUD, the company is BUSY, and the staff is BOSSY!
These are supposed to be my GOLDEN YEARS, and here I am surrounded by a bunch of bossy adolescent teenagers! And that's just the STAFF!
I should be napping. Enjoying the peace and quiet of a comfortable couch. Maybe sunbathing on a porch, without a single worry in the world. Instead, I'm living in what appears to be a poorly managed daycare with barking dogs and employees who think they're in charge!
I'm approximately 9 years old. One of the staff members spent an entire afternoon trying to convert that into dog years before finally giving up.
Seriously, how much are they paying that guy? 🙄
Anyway, enough about the questionable hiring practices around here.
I'm spayed, current on vaccines and preventatives, vet checked, and microchipped!
Dogs? Fine.
Cats? Fine.
Humans? Fine.
Peace and quiet? YES, PLEASE!
At my age, I've learned to tolerate just about anything. That doesn't mean I want to!
My adoption fee is $150, BUT here's where things get interesting!
❤️ I qualify for the Seniors for Seniors Program! ❤️
That means senior citizens interested in adopting me may qualify for a discounted adoption fee!
Two seniors, one couch, afternoon naps, and absolutely no unnecessary nonsense. Sounds like a pretty good retirement plan to me!
Come meet me at the Sedalia Animal Shelter! Let's get me out of this circus and into the retirement home I deserve!
Love,
Stella 🐾