10/31/2026
✨ If You Know Me, You KNOW! ✨🤣
I'm a wife, mama, dog groomer, business owner, farm girl, and a full-time member of the "What the hell is going on now?" committee. 🤦♀️😂
I spend my days wrestling dogs, arguing with goats, dealing with livestock, raising kids, running a business, and trying to remember why I walked into a room. 🐩🐐🐄
Oh, and did I mention I have a slight addiction to chickens? 🐓🐥 And by slight, I mean I have absolutely ZERO self-control when it comes to buying more. Do I need another chicken? Absolutely not. Am I getting another chicken? ABSOLUTELY. 🤣🐔 My husband has probably accepted that one day he'll come home and the chickens will outnumber the humans. 😂
I can handle a 100-pound dog throwing a tantrum, a stubborn cow, and a house full of chaos... but one minor inconvenience might send me over the edge. 🤣
I have a big heart, a smart mouth, a short supply of patience, and a facial expression that usually says what my mouth is trying NOT to. 💁♀️
I'm the type of person who will give you the shirt off my back, help you bury a body (JUST KIDDING... maybe 👀😂), and then complain the entire time because you interrupted my plans.
My life runs on caffeine, sarcasm, dog hair, chicken math, livestock feed, and approximately 37 unfinished tasks.
I'm either the sweetest person you'll ever meet or the reason somebody says, "Well, that escalated quickly." There's really no in-between. 🤷♀️🤣
I'm not perfect, I'm definitely not everyone's cup of tea, and I've accepted that my life is basically a reality TV show with no commercial breaks.
But one thing's for sure...
Life with me is NEVER boring! 😘💜🐾
And if you've met my husband, you already know that man deserves either a medal or a vacation. Probably both. Especially after hearing, "Babe, look at these chickens!" for the 500th time. 🤣🤣🐓
