10/26/2026
🐰 Whoever came up with “f**king like rabbits” clearly never owned rabbits. BECAUSE WHERE ARE THESE H***Y RABBITS Y’ALL SPEAK OF?! 💀🤣
Mine are apparently saving themselves for marriage and waiting on an emotional connection.
MA’AM, I don’t need you to fall in love! I need you to THROW THAT ASS IN A CIRCLE! 😭😂
I’m trying to fill a freezer in 4 months, not run a damn rabbit dating service!
At this point, I’m about to light some candles, play some slow jams, and start charging these freeloaders rent. 💀🐰🤣