CenterRing (Jerome Parker)

04/09/2025

Texas

I had to take on Pin Oak without my co pilot Miss Scarlett this year but judge Lampropolus filled in nicely. Even though he was a bit of a diva. Starbucks ? 😩 I only drink Dunkin’ doughnuts coffee. Ok I’ll drive Mr. Daisy to dunkies. To his credit he did not give to temptation or Peer pressure from Courtney who wanted a picture of him eating a jelly roll? 🤷‍♀️ he didn’t eat one on my watch. Finally we’re at the condos? Church ? Spanish learning center? Oh there’s the show lol. Hi Beth. what ? You need my help filling out you March madness bracket ? I have no clue so I’ll be perfect. NO John UConn is not going the finals ok put it down Beth 😩 anywho I’m happy to report at the end of the show we were Winning! Against the college basketball expert K. Moller an Miss Lori who filled out one also. I lost track of the standings all I know is we are the pin oak champions lol. Absolutely great week of horse showing and story telling. But I will say STEAK EVERYNIGHT ! with my favorite boss paying more than his fair share. Why does he keep asking me before he pays. “Do you wanna buy a horse ?” 🤷‍♀️ 😂

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03/23/2025

Beth you’re in charge of John. No casino ! lol
Unreal he hit for a lick then took me to dinner yes you heard me correct. I was trying to be nice an go for burgers 🍔 and he said STEAK ! My man steak it is. Oh yeah almost forgot Sena don’t forget what time the show starts and no we are not staying at the casino I bet we will next year lol.
Shane’s in the house and I’m in trouble again. Something I said ugh. He threatened not to give me his new hat no worries I got my hat from the most generous kind handsome man that has always been there for me since I was ten years old he was 2 I want to thank you for your support. no one compares to you. You’re gonna be the new #1 sorry Tim you’ve been replaced (haven’t received first hat)
Anywho I hope I wrote it just liked you said it Shane lol got my hat !
Back to the show I’m getting better at hanging ribbons on majestic oaks ponies. CATER NATION in the house 32 hours. Nap time NOPE time to clean trailers lol. Said no to Kristen twice eeek won’t get the chance to do that again❤️
Bloody Mary’s in the lounge with Shane holding court. Who forgot Shane’s dinner ? Hope mark doesn’t find out ooops to late I’m not eating tonight I did good today no you don’t Shane eating once a day is not good lol he thinks I’m insane. Ok Parker no more bad picture I want good pictures of me. I want pictures like the ones of you and Teri lol. Mark no one wants to hear your two cents about my fabulous photos of you. Dewayne, Mark and Shane you’re not funny teasing me about even though in the middle of being made fun of some of showed up right on cue. Ok a little funny. And again not funny Mark announced after classes I’d be available in center ring for pictures and selfies omg a ton of people showed up much to his amusement 😣. Hey judge Bodnar don’t be shy eat your catered meal lol he opted to take it to his room “chicken”. Great job everyone showing up for academy oh my bad boujee Dewayne was either too good or his hair hadn’t been reset. Lunch was a blast ooops we forgot John no worries he dried his tears at the casino. Beth epic fail keeping track of John lol. Anywho back to lunch that poor waitress. Everyone except me well maybe PJ. We’re second guessing what was good there and one person came to a seafood restaurant but doesn’t eat anything that swims? Lol yup but can drink a lot of dr. Pepper. All in all it was a great lunch. No show is complete without a trip the the wing house come on judge Bodnar off we go of course no John again. Not sure what the deal with 5 guys is but Shane and Dewayne went. Dewayne was so excited he had to go back to his room to freshen up and reset his hair ? As you can tell food was a big part of the week. Guess who found a casino buffet? This guy! lol not gonna lie ran into a .25 cent machine that was looking for a donation. Put $40 in it gave me 140 back and I was out of there. All in all great week till next year.

03/23/2025

HARD ROCK

Beth you’re in charge of John. No casino ! lol
Unreal he hit for a lick then took me to dinner yes you heard me correct. I was trying to be nice an go for burgers 🍔 and he said STEAK ! My man steak it is. Oh yeah almost forgot Sena don’t forget what time the show starts and no we are not staying at the casino I bet we will next year lol.
Shane’s in the house and I’m in trouble again. Something I said ugh. He threatened not to give me his new hat no worries I got my hat from the most generous kind handsome man that has always been there for me since I was ten years old he was 2 I want to thank you for your support. no one compares to you. You’re gonna be the new #1 sorry Tim you’ve been replaced (haven’t received first hat)
Anywho I hope I wrote it just liked you said it Shane lol got my hat !
Back to the show I’m getting better at hanging ribbons on majestic oaks ponies. CATER NATION in the house 32 hours. Nap time NOPE time to clean trailers lol. Said no to Kristen twice eeek won’t get the chance to do that again❤️
Bloody Mary’s in the lounge with Shane holding court. Who forgot Shane’s dinner ? Hope mark doesn’t find out ooops to late I’m not eating tonight I did good today no you don’t Shane eating once a day is not good lol he thinks I’m insane. Ok Parker no more bad picture I want good pictures of me. I want pictures like the ones of you and Teri lol. Mark no one wants to hear your two cents about my fabulous photos of you. Dewayne, Mark and Shane you’re not funny teasing me about even though in the middle of being made fun of some of showed up right on cue. Ok a little funny. And again not funny Mark announced after classes I’d be available in center ring for pictures and selfies omg a ton of people showed up much to his amusement 😣. Hey judge Bodnar don’t be shy eat your catered meal lol he opted to take it to his room “chicken”. Great job everyone showing up for academy oh my bad boujee Dewayne was either too good or his hair hadn’t been reset. Lunch was a blast ooops we forgot John no worries he dried his tears at the casino. Beth epic fail keeping track of John lol. Anywho back to lunch that poor waitress. Everyone except me well maybe PJ. We’re second guessing what was good there and one person came to a seafood restaurant but doesn’t eat anything that swims? Lol yup but can drink a lot of dr. Pepper. All in all it was a great lunch. No show is complete without a trip the the wing house come on judge Bodnar off we go of course no John again. Not sure what the deal with 5 guys is but Shane and Dewayne went. Dewayne was so excited he had to go back to his room to freshen up and reset his hair ? As you can tell food was a big part of the week. Guess who found a casino buffet? This guy! lol not gonna lie ran into a .25 cent machine that was looking for a donation. Put $40 in it gave me 140 back and I was out of there. All in all great week till next year.

01/09/2025

12/10/2024

ROYAL

Last one the year. Didn’t disappoint we had an all star line up that was ready to roll. Set up week was entertaining as usual hey Parker when did you get here ? What did you do all day? It’s me duh I find stuff lol. First week is my walking week. I walk to the Howard Shatzberg bougie super market (awesome)for salad and pie. Or I walk to power and light district dinner and always need something from cvs I did ride a scooter for some of it. Off to work, banners stalls and ponacks and plenty of McDonald’s Diet Coke and home depot runs. Rut row big crisis lost my phone again ugh 12 hours of freaking out omg no fun. Oh well here we go showtime starting off with Susi Day Kelly Lockhart and Darrel Case this was a fun group. Enter the backups bougie Christy Parker, the Terrific Tara Wentz and Sensational Sarah Russel . Ummm Jerome fold your collar down. No it stays up. Really? Yup. Well it looks better down. oh yeah I beg to differ the whole super hero outfit anyway you slice it looks silly so Dracula will keep collar up. Hey guys have fun at the mall and lunch and napping while I’m working ooops maybe a little cat nap 💤 sorry Sarah lol ummm jerome can go help the horse an rider lol apparently it didn’t need as much help. I was told we’re fine my horse has dementia 😂true story. Well thank goodness for Bombolis, Waller and Roberts they kept center ring in check. Umm believe this when I tell you. The ring Leader/practical joker Debbie Foley (self appointed entertainment for the week) enlisted Co conspirator Sandy Backer and last of the crime ring Lori Nelson and I’m pretty sure more were involved. Decided jerome needed a pick me up or scare me to death moment when Debbie overnighted a raccoon and had it put in my hat box ugh. You had to be there it was hilarious.
Found a new night spot on a side street called the quauf house apparently it was legendary to horse folk before someone got beat up lol. Well needless to say, the locals weren’t messing with the superhero in tights. I fit right in lol go figure. Now I wasn’t a complete snob I did stop in the lounge to have a drink with the show folks. They were fun but not as much as the bar fly Dewey bass met lol she met Lori and I first and rudely interrupted our conversation and staring at me like I was the eighth wonder of the world till she popped up at the bar and caught a glimpse of Mr. Dewey Bass the babe magnet she started yapping to him an after 20 minutes she looked at me an said I know you lol priceless. Anywho it was a wild week that saw the debut of the Donna Smith and Clark Show as the y commentated on the trainers eq. unfiltered and maybe a little lubed up. They were so much fun. Now Sunday fun day for me. Brunch at union station as well as viewing the 100 years of Disney exhibit. Then of to the harry truman presidential library a museum great day. Well that’s another end to a great season.