05/29/2026
Me: Breeding horses is ridiculous. Everybody out here just setting their money on fire. What a crazy gamble.
Also me: Anyway, this is the mare I just bought that I'm going to breed in the spare time that I don't have with the money I already owe to the federal government for the very expensive education that taught me how to breed horses.
Welcome to the herd, Little Patty! 🙈