10/28/2026
🐾The Pawdicure Society Pawpers 📰 🐾
Dearest gentle readers,
There are grand entrances, eagerly awaited homecomings, and gentlemen whose names require an entire calling card. Today, this author encountered all three. 👑
Our first stop brought us back to Lord Skipper, who is patiently awaiting his mum’s return from business abroad. Patiently, of course, being a relative term. In his opinion, her travels have lasted quite long enough, and any further business should surely be conducted within petting distance. 🤭
At Dad’s request, we fluffed and pampered our handsome gentleman in preparation for her homecoming. One must look one’s very best when reclaiming Mum’s undivided attention! ✨
Then it was off to see Sir Ocean, who spotted our arrival and promptly appointed himself our official es**rt. Out he pranced to greet us, leading the way inside with his darling blue tail wagging all around us.
Why wait for a royal announcement when one can personally welcome the grooming party? 💙🐾
The Rescue Carriage next carried us to Gulf Breeze for a visit with Lady Suki, our fearless German Shepherdess.
Beneath the live oaks, with that beautiful view of the Bay Bridge before us, this author found herself pausing to take it all in. Some places simply ask you to stand still for a moment. 🌳🌊
Suki, it seems, understood perfectly. As I sighed over the scenery, she leaned in and gave me a kiss, as though to say, “I know, love. Isn’t it beautiful?”
Well. Even a society columnist occasionally finds herself quite without words. 💖
Our final engagement was with Lord Honey Bone Budder Bean Chicken Biscuit Ford—whose name remains longer than most royal proclamations and every bit as delightful. 👑🍯
We had wondered whether our first visit might have left this young fellow a little unsure of us. But Honey settled that concern immediately, greeting us in the driveway and rolling over for plenty of pets!
Then, to our absolute delight, he stood proudly upon our table like a most distinguished gentleman.
Watching his confidence grow was the sweetest ending to our day. This author and Mr Kenny were so very proud of him. 💕
Until next time, dearest readers… may your homecomings be joyful, your scenery worth a sigh, and your belly rubs plentiful.
Yours in fluff and fond affection,
🪶 Lady Pawdicure