10/02/2026
HI. LOLA HERE. WE NEED TO HAVE A VERY SERIOUS DISCUSSION. 🐾 😞
Apparently I have to start doing my own marketing because the humans have been trying to get me adopted for more than three years and, well…
I’m still here.
So clearly the marketing department is incompetent and everyone is fired. 🔥
Here’s the situation.
I’m Lola. I’m approximately 7 years old, about 55 pounds, and a pit bull with excellent adventure potential. I was rescued from euthanasia in Louisiana after being abused by a shelter worker.
Yes.
A shelter worker.
As a result, I used to be a fear biter. But I have done the work. I have been rehabilitated. I have learned that not every human is terrible, and now I love people, giving kisses, snuggling, going for car rides, exploring, swimming, and generally being wherever my person is.
I am also:
✅ Good with dogs
✅ Good with cats
✅ Good with livestock
✅ Off-leash trained
✅ Loyal to an almost unreasonable degree
✅ Excellent at rodent control
✅ Enthusiastic about water
✅ Available for adventures
✅ Extremely cuddly
✅ Still here after THREE YEARS
I’m basically a fully trained, emotionally complex, 55-pound security system with a built-in kissing feature.
Now, before somebody says:
“Oh, but she has a history…”
YES.
I do.
I was abused. I was scared. I had reasons to react. But I have worked incredibly hard, and I am not the dog I was when I arrived.
I do need an experienced adopter who understands dogs and can be a calm, confident, assertive pack leader. I would probably do best as the only dog or with a compatible male dog. I am not necessarily a match for children, and shrill noises or screaming can trigger me.
But if you are patient, steady, respectful, and willing to let me trust you at my own pace, I will give you everything I have.
I will be your shadow.
I will go on car rides with you.
I will accompany you on adventures.
I will hunt rodents for you.
I will snuggle you.
I will kiss you.
I will look at you like you personally invented safety.
I have been waiting for three years.
THREE.
At this point, I have developed a résumé, references, specialized training, and a completely justified attitude about the hiring process.
So could somebody please stop scrolling and realize that I am not “too much dog”?
I am a very good dog who needs the right person.
Love,
Lola 🐾
P.S. If you can’t adopt me, SHARE ME. Somebody out there has the calm leadership skills, the experience, and the couch space I’ve been waiting for. Please help me find them. ❤️