04/05/2026
Happy Easter 🐰🌸
To everyone celebrating today…
And to everyone who thought today might be a calm, wholesome, chocolate-filled kind of day…
…you clearly don’t own horses.
Because instead of a gentle Easter morning, you’ve probably had:
• A horse that thinks the Easter Bunny personally delivered fresh chaos overnight
• Rugs on… rugs off… rugs back on because apparently we’re doing all four seasons before lunch
• Mud. Just… aggressive, personality-changing levels of mud
• A field check that turned into a full cardio session because someone spotted a plastic bag and decided it was their final moment
Meanwhile, normal people are:
🥐 Eating brunch
🍫 Opening chocolate
🌼 Wearing clean clothes
And we are:
🧥 Wearing last week’s hoodie (now legally part of the yard)
💩 Poo picking like it’s an Olympic sport
☕ Clutching a coffee like it’s emotional support
Also… can we just take a moment for the absolute betrayal of trying to eat an Easter egg quietly…
And suddenly you’ve got a 500kg detective breathing down your neck like:
“Is that… for sharing?”
No.
No it is not.
You have hay.
Sacred hay.
Please respect that.
And yet…
Despite the chaos, the mud, the wind, the “just popping up the yard” that somehow took 3 hours…
There is still something about it all today.
The lighter evenings creeping in,
The tiny hints of spring,
The horses half-snoozing in the sun (for 12 seconds before launching again)…
That reminds you…
You wouldn’t swap it.
(Not even for dry socks… okay maybe briefly for dry socks).
Happy Easter to the horsey lot 🐴💛
May your chocolate be yours (unlikely),
Your horse be vaguely sane (also unlikely),
And your coffee strong enough to carry you through it ☕✨
