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Upper Midwest Great Dane Rescue Learn more about the Upper Midwest Great Dane Rescue (including how to adopt, volunteer, donate and surrender) on our website: http://thegreatdanerescue.com

10/31/2026

Time for a Halloween Dad Joke from Tonkus and Harley. 👻 🎃

From all of us at UMGDR, Happy Halloween!!!  🎃 👻. Have fun, don’t eat too many treatos 🍬 🦴,and make sure to keep the cho...
10/31/2026

From all of us at UMGDR, Happy Halloween!!! 🎃 👻. Have fun, don’t eat too many treatos 🍬 🦴,and make sure to keep the chocolate 🍫 away from the puppers 🐶! Oh, and we also want to see your costumes, pets, humans, all of them so drop them in the comments below ⬇️

🎃 It's UMGDR's Virtual Costume Contest! 👻 Share a photo of your costumed Dane or other beloved pet in the comments. We c...
10/30/2026

🎃 It's UMGDR's Virtual Costume Contest! 👻

Share a photo of your costumed Dane or other beloved pet in the comments. We can’t wait to see your spooky, silly, and adorable looks! 🐾👻

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10/30/2026

It’s almost Halloween!!!!🎃 👻. Need some decoration ideas?!?! 🤣. Get a load of these tombstone ideas. 🪦

🚨💅 **GEMMA IS OFFICIALLY ON THE MARKET! SEEKING A ‘HUSBAND’. ROOMMATE PRIVILEGES INCLUDED.** 💍🐾Hiya, friends!!! 👋 I’m Ge...
10/28/2026

🚨💅 **GEMMA IS OFFICIALLY ON THE MARKET! SEEKING A ‘HUSBAND’. ROOMMATE PRIVILEGES INCLUDED.** 💍🐾

Hiya, friends!!! 👋 I’m Gemma’s foster mom AND UMGDR’s social media coordinator, and I have the distinct pleasure of announcing that this 151-pound princess is officially AVAILABLE FOR ADOPTION!!! 🎉🥳

Now, Gemma has some VERY specific requests, and frankly, I live with her and choose peace. 🤣 So, you're gonna have to take her as she is. Trust me, she's worth it!

👑 **THE GEMMA REQUIREMENTS:**

💋 **Men preferred.** Ladies may apply, but apparently, you need to come with a man. Don't ask me. I just work here. 🪻😂

💅 151 pounds of persnickety princess who will make you EARN her love. She takes her time warming up, then eventually adores you with the fiery devotion of a Victorian widow… from the couch. While napping. ❤️‍🔥

🛋️ She WILL lean her entire emotional support BODY on you, steal your bed without consent, and demand b***y scratches like you're behind on rent.

🍪 Love languages include snacks, sunbeams, slow introductions, and absolutely NO nonsense. Hobbies include napping and judging you with eyebrows that could negotiate world peace.

💊 **A little real talk:** Gemma has some medical needs, and her medications run about $150/month. The GOOD news? Those meds make a real difference in helping keep her medical issues under control! ❤️ Her future family just needs to be prepared for that extra monthly expense.

🏡 Her dream family? Patient humans, a fenced yard, support for her health journey, and people who understand that sometimes love needs a little time to marinate. 🥹❤️

**Come for the sass. Stay for the 151-pound couch potato who will eventually love you like you hung the moon.** 🌙🐾

⚠️ Side effects may include cancelled plans, couch imprisonment, and permanently losing your spot in bed.

💍 **READY TO BE CHOSEN BY THIS MAGNIFICENT WEIRDO?!** APPLY NOW! ⬇️

👉 GEMMA'S ADOPTION BIO: https://www.wagtopia.com/search/pet?id=2824249

Special should out to Angela at Tots & Tails Photography for Gemma’s Glamour shots. 📸

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October 27 — Día de los Mu***os for Pets 🌼🕯🐾On this special day, inspired by the Mexican tradition of Día de los Mu***os...
10/27/2026

October 27 — Día de los Mu***os for Pets 🌼🕯🐾

On this special day, inspired by the Mexican tradition of Día de los Mu***os, we pause to honor the beloved pets who have crossed the rainbow bridge. 🌈🐾

Though they’re no longer by our side, their love and paw prints remain forever in our hearts. 💞

Many people remember their pets with photos, candles, flowers, or favorite treats — small ways to say you are still loved, and never forgotten. 🫶🐶🐕

💛We invite you to share a photo or memory of your cherished pet in the comments so we can celebrate their beautiful lives together. 🌈🐾

10/26/2026

Guess who’s back?!?! It’s Tonkus and Harley with another Dane joke!!!

Congratulations to Sasha & Roo and their adoptive families❣️These lovely ladies are 2 of our 3 adoptions so far in Octob...
10/25/2026

Congratulations to Sasha & Roo and their adoptive families❣️These lovely ladies are 2 of our 3 adoptions so far in October.

Beau was the other happy ending when he was adopted by his foster family.
Paws crossed for 2 more adoptions soon for a couple other foster Danes who are charming their foster families to change their status from foster to forever 🐾❤️🐾

10/25/2026

It’s almost Halloween!!!!

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