10/28/2026
🚨💅 **GEMMA IS OFFICIALLY ON THE MARKET! SEEKING A ‘HUSBAND’. ROOMMATE PRIVILEGES INCLUDED.** 💍🐾
Hiya, friends!!! 👋 I’m Gemma’s foster mom AND UMGDR’s social media coordinator, and I have the distinct pleasure of announcing that this 151-pound princess is officially AVAILABLE FOR ADOPTION!!! 🎉🥳
Now, Gemma has some VERY specific requests, and frankly, I live with her and choose peace. 🤣 So, you're gonna have to take her as she is. Trust me, she's worth it!
👑 **THE GEMMA REQUIREMENTS:**
💋 **Men preferred.** Ladies may apply, but apparently, you need to come with a man. Don't ask me. I just work here. 🪻😂
💅 151 pounds of persnickety princess who will make you EARN her love. She takes her time warming up, then eventually adores you with the fiery devotion of a Victorian widow… from the couch. While napping. ❤️🔥
🛋️ She WILL lean her entire emotional support BODY on you, steal your bed without consent, and demand b***y scratches like you're behind on rent.
🍪 Love languages include snacks, sunbeams, slow introductions, and absolutely NO nonsense. Hobbies include napping and judging you with eyebrows that could negotiate world peace.
💊 **A little real talk:** Gemma has some medical needs, and her medications run about $150/month. The GOOD news? Those meds make a real difference in helping keep her medical issues under control! ❤️ Her future family just needs to be prepared for that extra monthly expense.
🏡 Her dream family? Patient humans, a fenced yard, support for her health journey, and people who understand that sometimes love needs a little time to marinate. 🥹❤️
**Come for the sass. Stay for the 151-pound couch potato who will eventually love you like you hung the moon.** 🌙🐾
⚠️ Side effects may include cancelled plans, couch imprisonment, and permanently losing your spot in bed.
💍 **READY TO BE CHOSEN BY THIS MAGNIFICENT WEIRDO?!** APPLY NOW! ⬇️
👉 GEMMA'S ADOPTION BIO: https://www.wagtopia.com/search/pet?id=2824249
Special should out to Angela at Tots & Tails Photography for Gemma’s Glamour shots. 📸
🐾❤️
an