
09/04/2025
🚨 Repeat Offender Alert 🚨Meet Lucy the Corgi: 12 inches tall, 100% sass, and apparently on a mission to eat everything that isn’t food. 🐾
Week 1: Ingested a bully stick.
Week 2: Ingested an ear plug.
Week 3: Waiting patiently for her next snack… possibly a shoe?
She strutted into UrgentVet like she owned the place—tail wagging, eyes sparkling, and zero remorse. Honestly, we think she’s proud of her criminal record. 👮♀️🐶 If you see Lucy, hide your snacks. And your ear plugs. And your dignity. 😂