11/01/2026
🤣😜 Bob and Tater agree!! 🥕🍬
BREAKING: Two Easton carriage horses have filed a formal complaint after a pedestrian walked past them and said “hi” to the driver first.
The horses, who arrived wearing approximately $4,000 worth of leather and their own professionally maintained shoes, described the incident as “deeply unprofessional.”
“We’re standing right here,” said one horse, who declined to give his name until someone checked their pockets for peppermints.
Witnesses say the situation escalated when a second pedestrian called them “pretty ponies.”
One horse weighs more than your first car. He has requested a correction.
The driver attempted to restore order by explaining that not every person walking through downtown Easton has treats. This statement has been referred to an independent committee of horses, who have unanimously determined it to be unacceptable.
Meanwhile, a family nearby spent eleven minutes debating whether to take a carriage ride. During that time, their youngest child had already named both horses, chosen a favorite, and made arrangements to move into the barn.
The father reportedly said, “We’re just looking.”
He is now in the carriage.
The horses have agreed to resume normal operations under the following conditions:
• All compliments must be directed to them first.
• Every bag will be considered a potential carrot bag until proven otherwise.
• The driver may continue handling bookings, traffic, and manure, as these fall outside their area of interest.
• Someone must explain why the dog gets to sit in the carriage.
Negotiations remain ongoing.
You can meet the management—and take a carriage ride through Easton—by booking at www.Tcarriage.com.
Please tell them they’re handsome. We cannot afford another meeting.
