10/26/2026
MESS WITH THE LONG LEGS, GET THE... TONGUE?
Lady Long Legs was already in charge. Now she finally has a shirt with her official title: SECURITY.
Even 86-pound Cowboy sees her coming and suddenly remembers an urgent appointment in another room. He respects tiny bosses.
Lady Long Legs is paralyzed in her back legs, but those front legs put in WORK along with her strong determination. She actually gets some lift off the ground in her rear as she powers herself around, and she has absolutely no interest in letting a drag bag slow down her patrol. Places to go. Big dogs to supervise. Rules to enforce that she made up five seconds ago.
This tiny boss is looking for a permanent position in your home. ❤️
Her adopter will need to help express her bladder throughout the day. It’s easy and she cooperates like a pro! And will kiss you to thank you for helping her.
And she’s conveniently travel-size! If your workplace welcomes dogs, this little supervisor could clock in right alongside you and sleep calmly in a dog bed. She would, of course, expect immediate promotion to Head of Security.
Lady Long Legs has legs, and she knows how to use them—even the ones in the back that don’t work! We don’t question the boss.
Available for adoption through New Hope Animal Rescue. Tiny uniform. Walks like a boss, fearless and capable. She's accepting applications for staff… we mean family. ❤️