22/07/2026
Seriously the best written post Iâve ever read!
It appears we've once again acquired a collection of feral kittens who have absolutely no idea they're only 500g and look like they've been assembled from fluff and bad decisions.
So, we're looking for feral kitten fosterers.
Requirements include:
âą Being shouted at by something smaller than your slipper.
âą Accepting that every meal is apparently a hostage negotiation.
âą Remaining calm while a kitten with all the physical presence of a teabag attempts to convince you it's a tiger.
âą Not expecting "thank you" from tiny individuals whose only hobbies are hissing, glaring and committing crimes against your hands.
These kittens arrive with all the social graces of a drunk bloke outside Wetherspoons at closing time. Your job is simply to convince them that people aren't, in fact, the enemy.
It takes patience, a sense of humour, and the ability to ignore being judged by someone who only learned to use a litter tray last Tuesday.
The payoff? Watching a tiny, furious gremlin gradually realise that chin scratches, warm beds and regular meals are actually rather lovely, before heading off to a forever home as a completely different cat.
If you'd like to volunteer your services as a professional negotiator for tiny, spicy hooligans, we'd love to hear from you.
Use the link below to apply đ
https://airtable.com/appxlbpsyoahJocVA/shrQnwZyQlO04xlKF
Equally if you would like to support our work but canât foster or live further afield, why not send us a donation to keep these furry dictators fed and looked after?
Donations can be made to:
NatWest
Mansfield Cat Rescue
Acc No 19376804
SC 54-10-23
PayPal: [email protected]
https://www.mansfieldcatrescue.co.uk/support-us
We supply the tiny psychopaths. You supply the patience.