08/31/2026
A MESSAGE FROM MANAGEMENT
Following Friday’s tour, I have received a surprising amount of positive feedback. Apparently, people enjoyed my work. I have therefore decided to conduct a performance review.
Areas of success:
✔️ Introduced several roommates
✔️ Gave an extremely professional tour
✔️ Increased awareness of the Cat Relations Department
✔️ Maintained excellent hair
✔️ Continued to look handsome under difficult working conditions
Areas requiring improvement: None identified at this time.
I have reviewed the evidence. I appear to be doing an excellent job.
The humans may disagree. They are entitled to their opinion.
It is simply incorrect.
Thank you to everyone who watched the tour, left a comment, shared it, or followed along.
I’ll be continuing my work of introducing roommates and finding them suitable humans.
Unfortunately, the department continues to have vacancies.
So I’ll be getting back to work… Someone has to.
– Toast 🍞🐾
Acting Director of Cat Relations
P.S. I have been informed that I am, in fact still available for adoption. Apparently, despite my extensive experience, excellent leadership skills, and proven social media performance... I remain unemployed. I am choosing to view this as a temporary administrative error.
The humans are still taking applications and management will be reviewing them. (I am management).
Toast
•Age: Approx 3 years old
•Gender: Male/ Neutered
•Colour: Orange and White
Adoption Fee: $150
If you think Toast could be the roommate you’ve been looking for, please complete an application https://www.uxbridge.ca/public/download/files/310592, and send it to the shelter at [email protected]. Or come in and meet him Monday-Friday 10am-5pm or Saturday 10am-3pm!