05/28/2026
If you run into me the next few days and I stink...mind ya business!
There's a spider in my shower, so I had to evacuate. Then a spider 4x LARGER fell out of my shorts when I grabbed them to put them on.
The house is condemned. I'm now living outside naked and will have to rinse myself off with the hose occasionally. π€·ββοΈ
Send help...