10/31/2026
Well, folks… it's that time of year again.
As you all know, our tiny redheaded human ABSOLUTELY LOVES HALLOWEEN! And unfortunately for us, that means one thing…
WE ARE THE HALLOWEEN DECORATIONS!
Every single year, without fail, she rounds up the other tiny humans, digs out the costumes, and suddenly we're being transformed into pumpkins, witches, ghosts, unicorns, and goodness knows what else!
Apparently, being a horse just isn't good enough around here anymore. 😂
We have tried hiding in the back of our stalls, pretending to be asleep, and even giving our best "don't you dare come near me with that" faces.
DOES IT WORK? ABSOLUTELY NOT!
And the worst part? THE PHOTOS!
Oh, the humiliation! Not only do we have to wear these ridiculous outfits, but then she insists on taking 400 pictures while telling us how ADORABLE we look!
Lady, we have reputations to uphold around here! Some of us are supposed to be big, tough horses!
But between you and us… we secretly love seeing our tiny humans laughing, smiling, and having the time of their lives.
And if wearing a ridiculous hat, a sparkly cape, or a pumpkin costume makes their day, well… we suppose we can sacrifice a little dignity.
Especially if there's a carrot involved.
So, from all of us four-legged, slightly embarrassed, ridiculously patient members of the Rein In Equine Wellness Centre herd…
🎃👻 WE WISH ALL OF OUR LITTLES A VERY HAPPY AND SAFE HALLOWEEN! 👻🎃
Eat lots of treats, have tons of fun, and remember…
If you see our tiny redheaded human coming with a costume… RUN!!!
Love, The Rein In Herd
P.S. We're filing a formal complaint with barn management. Unfortunately, the tiny redhead IS barn management. 🤣