The Turd Collector

04/16/2025

Great local folks, Chris & his staff are pawsome at what they doo. 🏊 🤙🌞

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04/15/2025

04/12/2025

04/12/2025

A tru poo Classico

In Medieval 🏰 times
the bells 🔔 would chyme
to mark the spot
fur Sir McTurdalot 💩,

Doberman Princes 🫅
would line the streets
to sneak a peek
of his skid marked sheets

All the kings horses 🐴
all the kings-men
would dare not be caught
downwind once again,

His turds glistened & shined
no #2 the same kind,

Was it the Kibbles & Bits, or Blue,
that made his fur not stick to doo. 🐶

Could it be he was fed from a spoon 🥄
Or poosibly a fork 🍴 or a ladle
surely to goodness his food
came from the table 🍽️

Call/text (519)842-0997
The Turd Collector

Weekly/Biweekly/1x
Take all waste with us
🤙🐾💩🐶🇨🇦

04/05/2025

Thanks again Scotty, turdacious T’s & Hoodies 🐾💩🇨🇦🐶

04/04/2025

Check out these great local Folkers fur yummy pawsome treats 🐾🐶🇨🇦

🐾🔥 Fuel your dog’s wild side with Beaver Tail Raw! Our all-natural, sustainably sourced dehydrated beaver treats are packed with protein and made with 10% veggies for a balanced, nutrient-rich snack. 💪🌿

✅ Rare & novel protein
✅ Perfect for sensitive stomachs
✅ 100% natural, no fillers

Your dog deserves the best—because they’re more than just pets; they’re family. 🐶❤️

📸 Tag us in your pup’s snack time!

04/02/2025

04/02/2025

Fryzilla 2.0 - The Original

02/20/2025

SPRING CLEAN LIST OPEN (get on er)

✅Avoid p**p 💩 soup 🍲 when this sh💩t ⛄️ melts

02/17/2025

Happy Family Day Folkers
Vinny pawtiently waiting fur 🥒 appetizers
🤙 ☮️ 💩

02/15/2025

Check out these Turdtastic treats from these pawsome local Folkers.
Doo it, we did 🐾 🐶 🤙

02/10/2025

Thanks again Mardy fur the great kindling, love this lil place in Norwich 🪵 🤙❄️
Doo it, we did.

02/09/2025

SPRING CLEAN list is open

✅ First come 1st served
✅ NO upfront fees
🌼 Save ur spot now and set up regular turd maintenance to follow

☎️ Call/txt (519)842-0997
📱 Message us to be added

THE TURD COLLECTOR

Dog waste removal services