12/24/2025
The Turdkowski Who Stole Turdmas
In da town of Pooville, so peaceful & sweet
Where grass is green & sidewalks are neat,
Lived Smitty Turdkowski who was sneaky
with mischief in mind,
Not stealing gifts, but dog turds of every kind.
🎁💩
He slinked through the shadows, with a devious grin,
While dogs all were barking, oblivious to him.
With bags full of "treasures," 💩 he'd creep in the night,
Taking what others would find quite a sight!
“BaHaHa!” giggled Smitty as he wiped off his hands,
“These poop-filled delights are my master plans!”
He'd sneak to the yards, with no shame or remorse,
Doofinetly Not his 1st Turdeo of course.
The people of Pooville, they'd wake up each morn,
And wonder, “Where did all the dog turds go with da corn 🌽 💩
They'd search high & low, from the sidewalk to street,
But their yards were all spotless, not even skid marked sheets. 🧺
The dogs would just bark, confused by the crime,
Where did their dooposits disapoo to this time?
And Smitty, oh Turdkowski, would be laughing away,
As Pooville tried guessing what happened that day.
But deep down, Smitty knew this scheme was absurd,
Stealing Kaka, reeces f***s, even thong turds!
Still, he’d chuckle & grin as he made his escape,
No one would ever know, not a single trace or shape.
So if you’re in Pooville and your yard’s clean front to rear,
Maybe you’re not on Santa’s naughty list this year. 🗓️
Merry Turdmas 🎅💩🎁🛷
The Turd Collector
✅No contracts
✅Weekly, Bi-weekly, self serve Bucket Service ( cat litter and dog waste )
✅1x/spring
