05/14/2026
UPDATE: APPLICATIONS ARE NOW/CURRENTLY CLOSED.
Meet handsome August — a five-year-old jumbo Maine C**n with a majestic mane, a giant fluffy tail, and the personality of an emotionally codependent Victorian prince trapped in a cat’s body. He is neutered, ridiculously gorgeous, hilariously dramatic, and currently accepting future applications for a home worthy of his royal expectations.
August is not your stereotypical “independent cat.” In fact, he would personally like to file a complaint against emotional distance altogether. He thrives on attention and companionship and firmly believes your primary purpose in life is to admire him, speak to him, and revolve your daily schedule around his magnificent existence. If ignored, August will simply begin launching objects off counters one by one until proper worship resumes. Decorative items? Gone. Water cups? Absolutely airborne. Your sense of peace? Negotiable. No valuable object is truly safe when this lovable menace feels emotionally neglected.
Despite his chaos goblin tendencies, August is an enormous sweetheart. He has a deep, manly Maine C**n voice and loves to “talk” to his people throughout the day. He is affectionate, snuggly, and incredibly loving. While he does not enjoy being carried around, he is a world-class cuddle bug who wants to curl up beside his humans and be involved in absolutely everything they do.
Because of his luxurious long coat, August will need a home committed to regular grooming and maintenance to keep him comfortable and handsome. He enjoys supervised backyard time but is primarily an indoor cat and should remain safely supervised outdoors only.
August has lived successfully with another male cat, two small male dogs, and has been around toddlers. Ideally, he would love a home with other respectful animals for companionship — playful but not dominant or pushy personalities. August is social and playful himself, but sensitive to being bullied.
His dream home would be with someone who is home often and genuinely wants a highly interactive, emotionally attached companion cat rather than a distant, low-maintenance pet. August is the kind of cat who becomes part roommate, part weighted blanket, part life supervisor, and part tiny furry dictator.
If you’re looking for a giant, affectionate, hilarious, slightly unhinged snuggle monster who will love you deeply while simultaneously pushing your belongings onto the floor for sport, August may just be your soulmate.
Applications are CLOSED.
