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THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 4/2-6FARM CLOSED, BUT WE’LL BE AT FAIRLAWN PLAZA (enter by El Mezcal off 21st street)Tomatoes $3/lbC...
09/04/2025

THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 4/2-6

FARM CLOSED, BUT WE’LL BE AT FAIRLAWN PLAZA (enter by El Mezcal off 21st street)

Tomatoes $3/lb
Cukes & Zukes $1/ea
Watermelon/red or yellow seedless $10/ea
Watermelon/yellow seeded $5/ea

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3/ 4-6NO CANTALOUPEWatermelon/Seedless Red or Yellow $10/eaWatermelon/Seeded Yellow $10/eaWatermelo...
09/03/2025

WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 3/ 4-6

NO CANTALOUPE

Watermelon/Seedless Red or Yellow $10/ea
Watermelon/Seeded Yellow $10/ea
Watermelon/Stripes $5/ea
Tomatoes $3/lb
Cukes & Zukes $1/ea
Onions $1/ea

NEW POLICY FOR CARD TRANSACTIONS- We require $10 minimum purchase for all card purchases. We accept cash & cards.

BRANNER BRIDGE (by Santa Fe) IS CLOSED 🤨 Follow the detour. You can still get to our farm, it’s just a little different route if you normally come across the bridge.

We also have gift cards available for sale. They make wonderful gifts!

THANKS FOR SUPPORTING LOCAL!

Location: There is no physical address. Roughly 3227 NE Seward. South side of Seward, just west of Rice Rd.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 / 11-5SELF SERVE *HONOR SYSTEM* EXACT PAYMENT OF CASH ONLY - PUT YOUR MONEY IN THE LOCKED BOX ON THE...
09/01/2025

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 1 / 11-5

SELF SERVE *HONOR SYSTEM*
EXACT PAYMENT OF CASH ONLY - PUT YOUR MONEY IN THE LOCKED BOX ON THE PICNIC TABLE

WATERMELONS ON CART-
BLACK JACK Seedless $10/ea (left end cart)
YELLOW Seedless $10/ea (right end of cart)
Stripe seedless $5/ea (left end of cart)

Location: There is no physical address. Roughly 3227 NE Seward. South side of Seward, just west of Rice Rd.

SUNDAY, AUGUST 31/ 1-3The first person to come to the farm today (we’re open until 3) and ask “ WHERE’S THE FAST TALKER?...
08/31/2025

SUNDAY, AUGUST 31/ 1-3

The first person to come to the farm today (we’re open until 3) and ask “ WHERE’S THE FAST TALKER?” will get the bucket of cockscomb!

We’re loaded up with produce and open this afternoon 1-3. Stock up for your Labor Day celebrations!

NO CANTALOUPE

Watermelon/Seedless Red or Yellow $10/ea
Watermelon/Stripes $5/ea
Tomatoes $3/lb
Cukes & Zukes $1/ea
Onions $1/ea
Bell Peppers $1/ea

NEW POLICY FOR CARD TRANSACTIONS- We require $10 minimum purchase for all card purchases. We accept cash & cards.

BRANNER BRIDGE (by Santa Fe) IS CLOSED 🤨 Follow the detour. You can still get to our farm, it’s just a little different route if you normally come across the bridge.

We also have gift cards available for sale. They make wonderful gifts!

THANKS FOR SUPPORTING LOCAL!

Location: There is no physical address. Roughly 3227 NE Seward. South side of Seward, just west of Rice Rd.

SUNDAY, AUGUST 31/ 1-3NO CANTALOUPEWatermelon/Seedless Red or Yellow $10/eaWatermelon/Stripes $5/eaTomatoes $3/lbCukes ...
08/31/2025

SUNDAY, AUGUST 31/ 1-3

NO CANTALOUPE

Watermelon/Seedless Red or Yellow $10/ea
Watermelon/Stripes $5/ea
Tomatoes $3/lb
Cukes & Zukes $1/ea
Onions $1/ea
Bell Peppers $1/ea

NEW POLICY FOR CARD TRANSACTIONS- We require $10 minimum purchase for all card purchases. We accept cash & cards.

BRANNER BRIDGE (by Santa Fe) IS CLOSED 🤨 Follow the detour. You can still get to our farm, it’s just a little different route if you normally come across the bridge.

We also have gift cards available for sale. They make wonderful gifts!

THANKS FOR SUPPORTING LOCAL!

Location: There is no physical address. Roughly 3227 NE Seward. South side of Seward, just west of Rice Rd.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 30 / 3-6SELF SERVE *HONOR SYSTEM* EXACT PAYMENT OF CASH ONLY - PUT YOUR MONEY IN THE LOCKED BOX ON THE ...
08/30/2025

SATURDAY, AUGUST 30 / 3-6

SELF SERVE *HONOR SYSTEM*
EXACT PAYMENT OF CASH ONLY - PUT YOUR MONEY IN THE LOCKED BOX ON THE PICNIC TABLE

WATERMELONS ON CART-
BLACK JACK Seedless $10/ea (left end cart)
YELLOW Seedless $10/ea (right end of cart)
Stripe seedless $5/ea (left end of cart)

Location: There is no physical address. Roughly 3227 NE Seward. South side of Seward, just west of Rice Rd.

SATURDAY, AUGUST 30/ 10-2 or until sold out💛YELLOW WATERMELON ARE BACK!💛NO CANTALOUPEWatermelon/Seedless Red or Yellow $...
08/29/2025

SATURDAY, AUGUST 30/ 10-2 or until sold out

💛YELLOW WATERMELON ARE BACK!💛

NO CANTALOUPE

Watermelon/Seedless Red or Yellow $10/ea
Watermelon/Stripes $5/ea
Tomatoes $3/lb
Cukes & Zukes $1/ea
Onions $1/ea
Bell Peppers $1/ea
Jalapeños $5/qt or 3/$1
CO Peaches $10/qt
Green Beans $5/qt
UPICK Flowers $1/stem bring scissors

NEW POLICY FOR CARD TRANSACTIONS- We require $10 minimum purchase for all card purchases. We accept cash & cards.

BRANNER BRIDGE (by Santa Fe) IS CLOSED 🤨 Follow the detour. You can still get to our farm, it’s just a little different route if you normally come across the bridge.

We also have gift cards available for sale. They make wonderful gifts!

THANKS FOR SUPPORTING LOCAL!

Location: There is no physical address. Roughly 3227 NE Seward. South side of Seward, just west of Rice Rd.

THURSDAY, AUGUST 28TWICE THE INSANE PAINE PRODUCE TODAY!At Fairlawn Plaza 2-6/enter by El MezcalWe’ll have tomatoes, cuk...
08/28/2025

THURSDAY, AUGUST 28

TWICE THE INSANE PAINE PRODUCE TODAY!

At Fairlawn Plaza 2-6/enter by El Mezcal
We’ll have tomatoes, cukes & zukes, onions, red seedless & yellow seeded watermelon.

At the Farm 11-5: SELF SERVE *HONOR SYSTEM* EXACT PAYMENT OF CASH ONLY - PUT YOUR MONEY IN THE LOCKED BOX ON THE PICNIC TABLE

WATERMELONS ON CART-
BLACK JACK Seedless $10/ea
Stripe seedless $5/ea

Location: There is no physical address. Roughly 3227 NE Seward. South side of Seward, just west of Rice Rd.

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 27/ 4-6NO CANTALOUPEWatermelon/Seedless Red $10/eaWatermelon/Stripes $5/eaTomatoes $3/lbCukes & Zukes...
08/26/2025

WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 27/ 4-6

NO CANTALOUPE

Watermelon/Seedless Red $10/ea
Watermelon/Stripes $5/ea
Tomatoes $3/lb
Cukes & Zukes $1/ea
Onions $1/ea
UPICK Flowers $1/stem bring scissors

NEW POLICY FOR CARD TRANSACTIONS- We require $10 minimum purchase for all card purchases. We accept cash & cards.

BRANNER BRIDGE (by Santa Fe) IS CLOSED 🤨 Follow the detour. You can still get to our farm, it’s just a little different route if you normally come across the bridge.

We also have gift cards available for sale. They make wonderful gifts!

THANKS FOR SUPPORTING LOCAL!

Location: There is no physical address. Roughly 3227 NE Seward. South side of Seward, just west of Rice Rd.

TUESDAY, AUGUST 26 / 11-5SELF SERVE *HONOR SYSTEM* EXACT PAYMENT OF CASH ONLY - PUT YOUR MONEY IN THE LOCKED BOX ON THE ...
08/26/2025

TUESDAY, AUGUST 26 / 11-5

SELF SERVE *HONOR SYSTEM*
EXACT PAYMENT OF CASH ONLY - PUT YOUR MONEY IN THE LOCKED BOX ON THE PICNIC TABLE

WATERMELONS ON CART-
BLACK JACK Seedless $10/ea
Stripe seedless $5/ea

Location: There is no physical address. Roughly 3227 NE Seward. South side of Seward, just west of Rice Rd.

MONDAY, AUGUST 25 / 11-5SELF SERVE *HONOR SYSTEM* EXACT PAYMENT OF CASH ONLY - PUT YOUR MONEY IN THE LOCKED BOX ON THE P...
08/24/2025

MONDAY, AUGUST 25 / 11-5

SELF SERVE *HONOR SYSTEM*
EXACT PAYMENT OF CASH ONLY - PUT YOUR MONEY IN THE LOCKED BOX ON THE PICNIC TABLE

WATERMELONS ON CART-
BLACK JACK Seedless $10/ea
Stripe seedless $5/ea

WATERMELONS ON PICNIC TABLE-
Stripe seeded $5/ea

Location: There is no physical address. Roughly 3227 NE Seward. South side of Seward, just west of Rice Rd.

SUNDAY, AUGUST 24/ 1-3NO CANTALOUPEWatermelon/Seedless Red or Yellow $10/eaWatermelon/Stripes $5/eaTomatoes $3/lbCukes ...
08/24/2025

SUNDAY, AUGUST 24/ 1-3

NO CANTALOUPE

Watermelon/Seedless Red or Yellow $10/ea
Watermelon/Stripes $5/ea
Tomatoes $3/lb
Cukes & Zukes $1/ea
Onions $1/ea
Bell Peppers $1/ea
UPICK Flowers $1/stem bring scissors

NEW POLICY FOR CARD TRANSACTIONS- We require $10 minimum purchase for all card purchases. We accept cash & cards.

BRANNER BRIDGE (by Santa Fe) IS CLOSED 🤨 Follow the detour. You can still get to our farm, it’s just a little different route if you normally come across the bridge.

We also have gift cards available for sale. They make wonderful gifts!

THANKS FOR SUPPORTING LOCAL!

Location: There is no physical address. Roughly 3227 NE Seward. South side of Seward, just west of Rice Rd.

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Topeka, KS

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