11/06/2026
Morticulture-- the science & the art of planting dead plants. Ergo, I'm confident to say I'm a 10yr certified educated morticulturist aka urban farmer.
I did finally wise up this year & built a staging bed which will house plants that I may not have space or time to put in it's permanent home right away (yes, that means almost all of them:). I learned about this transitional space from seasomed greenhouse manager & wild man/wild forager Mike Barron & it's a game changer for thise impulse clearance crops.
I can testify that celosia, catnip, passionflower, marigold, to name a few that will take my neglect & thrive in a kingdom of near death.
Where mah Morties at?!
And do you recommemd a beloved & beaten down, go-to plant that needs nothing from you but hopes & dreams?