11/01/2026
Inspired from all they learned as Monster Hunters working for the Paw-ranormal Investigation Bureau, the brave dogs of Barksville had a big brainstorming session on how exactly we can go about solving the great turkey mystery. Here is a comprehensive list of our ideas so far:
1. Throw lots and lots of bird seed around outside.
2. Shout, "Gobble gobble, gobble gobble" really loudly in the hopes that one responds.
3. Ask ourselves the question: If I were a turkey, where would I be?
We were just about to get started when a letter arrived through PV Bark's mailbox...
"Every turkey intended for this year's Thanksgiving and Christmas celebrations has vanished. Not from one unfortunate farm, nor even from one county, but from hundreds of farms across the entire country, all within the course of a single night.
The scale of the investigation required is such that even Watson and I cannot hope to examine every farm ourselves. I therefore appoint each of you as my Official Woofsons.
Your task is to visit the affected farms, search them with the utmost care, and recover any clue, however insignificant it may first appear.
I await your findings with the greatest interest.
Yours sincerely,
Sherlock Bones"
Let's show the greatest detective in history that he came to the right place!
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