Bow Waus - Dog Walking and Pet Sitting

Bow Waus - Dog Walking and Pet Sitting We are a local, small team of dog walkers serving Fishtown and surrounding neighborhoods in Philly.

This is Finn and he says that April Fool's Day is canceled this year because, "life is just, like, one big joke, man". T...
04/01/2025

This is Finn and he says that April Fool's Day is canceled this year because, "life is just, like, one big joke, man". Then he asked me to, like, read his screenplay. And I said I would get to it, but I'm not gonna get to it.

I saw the 'Joker' movie and, I gotta say, this, "Joker" guy, sure doesn't tell a lot of jokes. I hope they fix that in the sequel.

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Patty has declared today St. Patty's Day. Like Saint Patrick expelled the snakes from Ireland, Patty has announced she w...
03/17/2024

Patty has declared today St. Patty's Day. Like Saint Patrick expelled the snakes from Ireland, Patty has announced she will be expelling the snakes from her life.

Same though, Patty. 💅 ✨️

Did you know that Christmas is an actual holiday and not just some fictitious celebration made up by Mariah Carey to sel...
11/28/2023

Did you know that Christmas is an actual holiday and not just some fictitious celebration made up by Mariah Carey to sell albums? I can't believe it; I literally just learned about it this year. It's actually a quaint pagan ritual that dates back centuries. Some say the traditional Christmas colors of red and green were chosen to dissuade the color-blind from celebrating. Such fascinating lore!⁠
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Anyway, head to our blog post on upcoming photo opportunities for you and your pets.⁠

https://www.bowwaus.com/post/upcoming-pet-holiday-photo-opportunities-in-fishtown
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This is my boy, Chauncey. Well, not technically *my* boy, but you know what I mean.Chauncey helped me chase off an ABSOL...
09/08/2023

This is my boy, Chauncey. Well, not technically *my* boy, but you know what I mean.

Chauncey helped me chase off an ABSOLUTE CRUMB-BUM that took an angle grinder to my bike lock in the FIFTEEN MINUTES that it was locked up outside.

Then he muttered, "sorry, sorry" as I grabbed my bike from him. As if it were just all a misunderstanding. I hate it when I'm just out walking with my battery-powered angle grinder and I slip and fall with it and accidentally happen to turn it on and cut entirely through somebody's hardened steel bike lock. Oops.

We salute Chauncey today for his valor and unshakeable will as we mourn my fallen u-lock.

Labor Day? For me, every day is a labor.⁠⁠..Of.....love.....⁠⁠⁠
09/04/2023

Labor Day? For me, every day is a labor.⁠
⁠..Of.....love.....⁠
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As a dog walking business, I guess I should have probably made a post for International Dog Day but I swear there's been...
08/28/2023

As a dog walking business, I guess I should have probably made a post for International Dog Day but I swear there's been at least five this year.⁠
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International Dog Day. Hug your Cat Day. Black Cat Appreciation Day. National Day for Dogs that Can't Read Good. Day for Dogs Whose Names End in 'Ey' Within 10 Miles of the Prime Meridian. Day for Dogs That Operate Using Zulu Time. Day for Dogs That Claim To Understand Machiavellian Principles. Day for Dogs Owned By Single Women That Own At Least Three Stevie Nicks Albums. Day For Dogs Named After the Vengeful Spirit of a Deceased Victorian Lord or Lady. Day For Dogs That P**p, But Not, Like, Too Much.⁠
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Thinking about making some merchandise. Maybe some shirts with some stuff on them. Like, "Yeah, I'm into B**M - Big Dogs...
08/17/2023

Thinking about making some merchandise. Maybe some shirts with some stuff on them. Like, "Yeah, I'm into B**M - Big Dogs, So Much". ⁠
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Maybe, "I ❤️MILFs - Mutts...In...Laundromats..."...I can't figure out the rest.⁠
⁠..I should delete this post...⁠
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It is recommended that pregnant women do not scoop litter boxes, as cat litter may contain toxoplasmosis which can cause...
07/28/2023

It is recommended that pregnant women do not scoop litter boxes, as cat litter may contain toxoplasmosis which can cause birth defects.⁠
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However, in non-pregnant humans, studies have shown that toxoplasmosis infections may lead to an increase in entrepreneurial behavior. ⁠
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So, parents, maybe think twice before complaining about litter boxes in schools. Little Johnny might one day launch the next tech start-up that defrauds millionaires. ⁠
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In my tech start-up idea, I would like to address the criticism that AI is not "creative" or "human" enough. And what's more human than pain and suffering? You "can't have" "art" without "pain" and "suffering". Right? So my start-up will be devoted to imbuing AI with the ability to feel pain and suffering. And then the AI will be put through the trials and tribulations of the American Public Educational System.⁠
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I will be accepting contributions for my start-up right now. I will not be delivering on any promises I may or may not have made. I do not have a business plan.⁠
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He's either about to drop the hottest mixtape or tell you it's 4am and he just vomited on the carpet.⁠⁠⁠ ...
04/13/2023

He's either about to drop the hottest mixtape or tell you it's 4am and he just vomited on the carpet.⁠
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Friday 3am - 3:20am
Sunday 6am - 11:45pm

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