Lonesome Tortoise Ranch Rescue

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Thank you for all your help today Phinney Farm! And thank you to everyone else who stopped by! We were able to get 6 tor...
06/07/2025

Thank you for all your help today Phinney Farm!

And thank you to everyone else who stopped by! We were able to get 6 tortoises adopted out to wonderful new homes. It was a happy Saturday! 🐢

We are enjoying the tortoises from today at ! They are here until 1pm so be sure to stop by!!!!

See you this Saturday at Froberg’s Farm! 🐢
06/03/2025

See you this Saturday at Froberg’s Farm! 🐢

Suns out Torts out!☀️As we quickly approach summer, we have several tortoises that would be so happy to find their own h...
03/05/2025

Suns out Torts out!☀️

As we quickly approach summer, we have several tortoises that would be so happy to find their own home. From Russians, to Red foots, and even Sulcatas, we have the perfect match for your family! Please send us a private message for more details! 🐢

(Pictured here are permanent residents Everett and Stelly. 😉)

01/27/2025

Dirt Bike Dad
Phinney Farm

This is a shoutout to Dirt Bike Dad and Phinney Farm!

Wow what a crazy few days earlier this week, right? I am sure this amazing weather pattern touched just about everyone in some way. For those that are local to the Houston area we saw unprecedented weather in the form of buckets of snow and temperatures that dropped into the teens. Needless to say this was truly a generational winter storm. My hope is that everyone took care of their fur babies as well the shelled or scaled ones.

My job always seems to have me far and away when nasty things happen to the LTR. We are just lucky that way it seems, which brings me to my point. After all the snow had fallen, the unthinkable happened. The back part of our residence collapsed. Thankfully no one was hurt. What we did not realize initially was that when the structure caved in it severed the electrical wires that provide the power for all but one of the large tortoises near the back of the property.

When KoKo (my wife) figured this out she began to do everything she could to remedy the situation. Unfortunately, no extension cords were long enough to reach the torts, the generator inexplicably would not start and no box stores were open to get supplies to overcome this. Not to mention the roads had deteriorated again as the slush from the snow had frozen to ice. This was turning into a tragedy in the making.

Not all heroes wear capes!

Being all but completely helpless in a hotel across the country, I thought of a family that we had partnered up with in the past. This is the Phinney family. Matt and Jessi own and operate the Phinney Farm and the Dirt Bike Dad mechanic shop. I called them and they did not even let me finish my plea to them for help. Matt was on his way. Within the hour he had power restored to the tortoises. He came from a town away to take care of these guys in my absence. Not all heroes wear capes, but this one does have a cool name….Dirt Bike Dad… or simply Matt.

The words thank you fall far short of the actual admiration and true heart felt gratitude that I have for this family. Please give this family a look on Facebook and check out the many services they offer. Give them a like, a follow or heck if nothing else just say hi to them. They do not need me advertising for them, but I am just trying to pay it forward the best way I can.

I will end this way too large post with this…. Matt’s selfless act of putting himself in harm’s way to save “some turtles”, as some would say, reminds me that the world is not all bad and that maybe Superman is not in Metropolis. He lives a town over and actually works on motorcycles.

Thank you for your time,
Brad aka Turtle

Hi friends! We hope everyone had a spookily fabulous Halloween! 👻 Now that it is over, we are officially accepting pumpk...
11/01/2024

Hi friends! We hope everyone had a spookily fabulous Halloween! 👻

Now that it is over, we are officially accepting pumpkin donations. This is the time of year that our torts greatly look forward to. With that being said, we ask that the donated pumpkins do not have paint on them. Carved is perfectly fine! 🎃

If you would like to donate, please direct message us for the address and drop off instructions. This can be done at whatever time is most convenient for you. We thank you for considering us! 🐢

(Pictured is Bradley, one of our permanent resident Sulcatas enjoying a tasty pumpkin.)

We will be back out there tomorrow! 🐢🐢🐢
10/17/2024

We will be back out there tomorrow! 🐢🐢🐢

The tortoises are ready to visit! 🐢🐢🐢
10/14/2024

The tortoises are ready to visit! 🐢🐢🐢

Join us on Thursday or Friday this week for Costumes and Cuddles! 🎃❤️🐐

You will love seeing all the dairy goats from Phinney Farm! You’re sure to enjoy petting the ponies, pigs and brand new baby calf as well!

Lonesome Tortoise Ranch Rescue will be on site teaching you about what they do to help tortoises in need. You’ll be able to see these critters up close and personal! 🐢🐢🐢

Maples Wild Flour LLC will also be offering bread and other treats at these events! 🥖🥖🥖

THERE ARE LIMITED SPOTS AVAILABLE so be sure to register TODAY to ensure your family can attend!!! The cost is only $39 PER FAMILY!

Save Your Spot Here: https://PhinneyFarmTX.as.me/CostumeCuddles

Join us next week for an exciting fall break event at Phinney Farm! Lonesome Tortoise Ranch Rescue will be present to ta...
10/07/2024

Join us next week for an exciting fall break event at Phinney Farm! Lonesome Tortoise Ranch Rescue will be present to talk about what we do! In support of these amazing animals, Phinney Farm is donating $5 from every ticket sold to the tortoise rescue, helping fund their care and conservation. Come out, meet the tortoises, and enjoy a day filled with fun, while making a difference for these gentle giants!

When: October 14-18
Time: 9:30am or 11am
Location: Phinney Farm
Entry: $39 per FAMILY (parents and children) use coupon code 10OFF

Save Your Spot: https://PhinneyFarmTX.as.me/CostumeCuddles

Next week! 🐢
10/07/2024

Next week! 🐢

Join us for Costumes and Cuddles this fall break at Phinney Farm, where we're teaming up with Lonesome Tortoise Ranch Rescue to make a difference! For every ticket sold, we'll be donating $5 to support their incredible work. Bring the whole family for a fun-filled event of festivities, and help us give back to these amazing creatures. Your participation means more than just a great time – it helps fund the care and rescue efforts of tortoises in need.

We are excited to announce a new partnership with a local artisan bread company to our farm events for the month of October. Whether you're visiting for a tour or event during October you can enjoy the aroma and taste of warm bread straight from the ovens of Maples Wild Flour LLC, adding a special touch to your time with us! Come for the farm, stay for the goats, take home the bread!

When: October 14-18
Time: 9:30am or 11am
Location: Phinney Farm
Entry: $39 per FAMILY (parents and children)

Save Your Spot: https://PhinneyFarmTX.as.me/CostumeCuddles

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10/04/2024

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Hi friends! We are officially 4 days out from our event! 🎉We are expecting to have 20 tortoises there for adoption, as w...
08/27/2024

Hi friends! We are officially 4 days out from our event! 🎉

We are expecting to have 20 tortoises there for adoption, as well as some sweet kittens that are looking for their forever homes. Remember, you can potentially adopt on the spot! 🐢🐱

We are aware that there is a chance for rain, but we plan to be there rain or shine! We just suggest to bring an umbrella just in case! We are very excited to see you all! ☔️

Hi friends! We have some tortally awesome news to share! 🎉Many of you have asked us recently if we are planning any even...
08/16/2024

Hi friends! We have some tortally awesome news to share! 🎉

Many of you have asked us recently if we are planning any events. At the time, we did not have a definite answer. However, we are excited to announce that we will be having an event in just a couple of weeks at Froberg’s Farm! 🍓

There will be tortoises, and refreshing snow cones from the world famous Texas Sno Fruit as well! We hope to see you there!! 🐢

There will be potential opportunities for same day adoptions. Enclosure pictures must be provided and approved at the event in order to adopt. For any further questions, please send us a direct message.

Froberg’s Farm Address: 3601 Hwy 6, Alvin, TX 77511.

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Pearland, TX
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