05/30/2026
🚨 CALLING ALL THE LADIES! 🚨
Sorry guys... keep scrolling. 😏
Recently divorced? Living in a ladies-only household? Or just enjoying the peace and wanting to keep it that way? Well, have we got the dog for you!
Meet Scout, devoted protector of women, professional security officer, and lover of all things lady-related. 👮🏻♂️
That annoying guy who's been bothering you for a date? Tell him he has to get Scout's approval first. Fair warning: Scout boasts a 99% disapproval rate. There is almost no chance that creep is getting past this interview process. 😂
Already have an all-female household and want to keep it that way? Scout fully supports your lifestyle choices and would be honored to help maintain the status quo.
This is a limited-time offer because we've only got ONE Scout available! (Sorry ladies, they don't make many like him.)
Applications are already rolling in, so don't miss your chance to add this handsome, loyal, hilarious boy to your family.
🐾 Apply here:
https://www.wagtopia.com/search/pet?id=1778132&name=Scout
