08/28/2026
🐱🚨 FRIDAY. 2 PM. WE’RE DOING THE THING. 🚨🐱
Are we completely rid of ringworm?
NOPE. 🙃
Do we understand how this microscopic fungus continues to disrespect us despite dipping, medicating, wiping, scrubbing, disinfecting, changing clothes, following protocols and generally dedicating our entire existence to its destruction?
ALSO NOPE.
At this point, we have taken its continued presence personally. 😑😂
HOWEVER… we have ringworm-free kittens in a separate area AND an entire back building full of adult cats who are healthy, ready for adoption, and frankly getting pretty tired of waiting for us to defeat The Fungus™ before they can find families.
SO WE’RE OPENING FOR ADOPTIONS FRIDAY AT 2 PM! 🎉🐾
There is, of course, a catch. Because apparently nothing can be easy around here. 😂
For now, we’ll be doing literal BACK-DOOR ADOPTIONS.
No wandering through the shelter. No visiting affected areas. No touching the forbidden fuzzy children. We love you guys dearly, but we already know telling everyone “please don’t touch that cat” will somehow result in someone immediately touching that cat. 😂
So we’re removing temptation altogether.
We also will NOT be posting individual photos of available cats or answering 927 questions in the comments about who we have.
We promise there are cats.
SO. MANY. CATS.
Boys. Girls. Tiny-ish ones. Bigger ones. Basically every color the Cat Distribution System manufactures. Ages 12 weeks and up.
And PLEASE… don’t sleep on our slightly bigger kittens. 😭❤️ Our babies have been sitting here growing while we’ve been closed. Everyone wants the itty-bitty babies, but these guys are still BABIES. They’ve just had time to grow some legs, develop opinions and perfect their parkour.
Come meet them.
You may walk in thinking you know exactly what you want and leave with a completely different cat who climbed into your lap and informed you that the decision had already been made.
As always, adoptions are same-day, first come, first served. We do not hold cats.
Depending on how Friday goes, we will do our very best to remain open all weekend. We’re basically dipping one toe back into civilization and seeing whether the universe immediately throws a chair at us. 😂
Please be patient with us while we figure out this temporary system. It may take a little longer. It may be a little inconvenient. It may be mildly chaotic.
Actually, who are we kidding?
It’s Fried’s. It will definitely be mildly chaotic. 😂
But healthy cats need homes, and we refuse to let this stupid fungus keep them from finding them.
🐾 FRIDAY. 2 PM.
Come meet some cats.
Come adopt a cat or five before we start naming kittens Lysol and Clorox. 😭😂😂