Sh*t-B-Gon

03/08/2026

Spring in Northern Colorado means sunshine, melting snow…and all the winter surprises hiding in the yard.🫣

Hank and Harley have done the inspection and their verdict is clear:

“Well… this is going to be a problem.”

Before things thaw out and start to stink, Call Sh!t-B-Gon to handle the cleanup.
🐾 We pick up the p**p… so you don’t have to.
📞 Call/Text today: 970-889-1870
Visit our website: www.s**t-b-gon.com

02/20/2026

We pick up p**p… and yeah, it’s PAW-some! 🐾💩

No scooping. No gagging. No stepping in surprises.

Let SH!T-B-GON handle the dirty work so you can enjoy a clean yard and happy pups.🐶
📍 Northern Colorado
📞 970-889-1870
👉 Get your FREE quote at www.s**t-b-gon.com

02/12/2026

Northern Colorado dogs don’t stress about yard cleanup…
because their people hired us!😎

Warm weather, cold weather, weird weather—
we handle that s**t year-round!☀️🌦️💨☔️☃️

Call or text us at 970-889-1870 or get your FREE Quote at
https://www.s**t-b-gon.com/getstartedtoday

Don't Worry, We've Got it in The Bag!!💩

Sign up for reliable dog waste pickup services with SH!T-B-GON - Northern Colorado's trusted p**p scoop pros. Fast, affordable and locally owned. Service Disabled Veteran Owned. Serving dog owners across Northern Colorado. Get started today at https://www.s**t-b-gon.com/getstartedtoday

01/02/2026

🌡️ It’s been unseasonably warm…
But let’s be honest — Mother Nature always has a plot twist coming. ❄️🥶

Snow, ice, and frozen turd-sickles are just waiting for their moment.

⏰ Now is the time to get on the schedule so you don’t end up chipping frozen surprises out of your yard when winter finally shows her wrath.

Stay warm. Stay inside.
We’ll handle the dirty work. 💩❄️

📞 Call/Text: 970-889-1870
🌐 Visit: www.s**t-b-gon.com

Don’t worry… we’ve got it in the bag. 🐾💚

01/01/2026

✨ As we close out the year… ✨

We want to say a huge THANK YOU to all of our amazing clients, friends, and family. Your trust, support, referrals, and kind words mean more to us than you know.

Because of YOU, we get to do what we do—and do it with pride (even when it’s the dirty work 😉).

Here’s to a New Year filled with good health, happy pups, clean yards, and fewer “turd-sicles.” 🐾💩❄️
Cheers to 2026 and all the great things ahead! 🥂🎉

Don’t worry… we’ve got it in the bag.
— The SH!T-B-GON Team 💚

12/30/2025

❄️ WINTER IS HERE… AND SO ARE THE FROZEN TURD-SICLES! ❄️

Northern Colorado just got cold — REALLY cold.
And let’s be honest… who wants to bundle up, slip on ice, and chip away at frozen p**p nuggets hiding under the snow? 🥶💩

Skip the frostbite.
Skip the turd-sicles.
Stay warm, cozy, and p**p-free — all winter long.

Your bright-green-jacket SH!T-B-GON guy is already out there tackling the frozen piles so you don’t have to.

👉 Residential • Commercial • Dog Parks • HOAs
👉 We handle the s**t so you don’t freeze your… paws off.

📞 Call/Text: 970-889-1870
🌐 www.Sh*t-B-Gon.com

12/14/2025

🎄💩 It’s almost Christmas… and let’s be honest — nobody wants to scoop p**p in the cold.
Know someone who could use our services?
🎁 Give the gift of a clean yard with a Sh!t-B-Gon gift card!
Less mess. Less stress. More time to enjoy the holidays.
📩 Message us to grab a gift card today!
Call us at 970-889-1870 or visit our website www.s**t-b-gon.com

11/26/2025

🦃🍁 Happy Thanksgiving, Northern Colorado Pet Parents! 🐶🐱

Wishing everyone a Happy and Blessed Thanksgiving tomorrow! As we get ready for good food, family time, and all the holiday chaos, here are a few quick reminders to help keep our dogs and cats safe during the celebrations:

🍽️ Careful With the Table Scraps
Our pets love to “help” on Thanksgiving, but many holiday foods — like turkey bones, onions, chocolate, gravy, and desserts — can be dangerous for them. A little extra caution goes a long way.

🚨 Keep Emergency Vet Info Handy
With guests coming and going, things can happen fast. If your dog or cat gets into something they shouldn’t, don’t wait — call your local emergency vet clinic right away.

💩 And If You Need a Little Help After the Holiday…
Between hosting, cooking, and relaxing, yard cleanup can get forgotten. If you’d like help keeping your outdoor space clean after the festivities, we’re happy to take something off your plate (literally 😉).

Wishing you, your family, and all your furry friends a Thanksgiving filled with love, warmth, and plenty of cuddles.
Have a wonderful and blessed holiday! 🧡🐾

11/21/2025

While you’re inside by the fire, enjoying your hot coffee and cuddling your pups…we’re outside battling the frozen turd-sickles, snowdrifts, and winter landmines ❄️💩

Because let’s be honest —
no one wants to chip away at p**p glaciers in 12° weather.
But lucky for you… we actually do. 😎 From small dog nuggets to big dog boulders, our team scoops it all — even in the snow.

Winter p**p waits for NO ONE… except us.
👉 Residential, VRBO's, Property Management & HOA services
👉 Weekly, 2x weekly, 3x weekly, bi-weekly, or one-time emergency “OMG the snow melted” cleanups!
👉 Reliable. Fast. Affordable. Veteran Owned 🇺🇸

📞 Call/Text: 970-889-1870
🌐 www.s**t-b-gon.com

Winter s**t happens… but it doesn’t have to happen to YOU.
We’ve got you covered! 🥶❄️☃️🙌🐾

11/14/2025

Winter weather doesn’t stop the mess — and it doesn’t stop us either.
The Sh!t-B-Gon team provides year-round pet waste cleanup and station maintenance for:
HOAs & Property Managers
Apartment Complexes
Residential Yards

Reliable. Local. Veteran-Owned.
970-889-1870
www.s**t-b-gon.com

Sign up for reliable dog waste pickup services with SH!T-B-GON - Northern Colorado's trusted p**p scoop pros. Fast, affordable and locally owned. Service Disabled Veteran Owned. Serving dog owners across Northern Colorado. Get started today at https://www.s**t-b-gon.com/getstartedtoday