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I’m not quite sure which one was funnier. Ethel tripping on Gabapentin or her crash after. She accidentally joined a con...
10/28/2026

I’m not quite sure which one was funnier. Ethel tripping on Gabapentin or her crash after.

She accidentally joined a conference call with the universe, she could hear colors, and her thoughts had subtitles none of which were in English.

Ernie: “Ma’am, do you know what planet you’re on?”

Bold of you to assume she knows she’s a dog, Ernie.

Ethel would like everyone to know she is officially famous. 😎🐾She made her television debut on WLNS-TV Furcast this morn...
10/28/2026

Ethel would like everyone to know she is officially famous. 😎🐾

She made her television debut on WLNS-TV Furcast this morning and will now be accepting fan mail exclusively in the form of bacon and cheese cubes. 🥓🧀

Please respect her privacy during naps. All media inquiries can be directed to me, her unpaid publicist. 😂

10/27/2026

Happy National Black Cat Day! 🖤 Keith would like to remind everyone that he is baby and the evidence against him is irrelevant.

Share your little agents of darkness in the comments. Bonus points for a criminal record. 😂🐈‍⬛

10/26/2026

When I first brought Keith home, Zack asked if he will be able to jump with his condition..

Famous last words. We now live in a Cirque du Soleil production where your face is the landing pad. 😭💀

10/25/2026

Keith is Dad’s biggest “helper.” First one up in his s**t, first one running off with his s**t. Turning every 20-minute project into a two-hour scavenger hunt. 🙃

10/25/2026

You, sir, have officially won Halloween. 😆💀🎃

Everybody else can pack their s**t up and try again next year. 😂👏

10/24/2026

Just out there living her best life

October is Pit Bull Awareness Month. ❤️🐾People love to throw around “statistics” about pit bulls—often without context, ...
10/23/2026

October is Pit Bull Awareness Month. ❤️🐾

People love to throw around “statistics” about pit bulls—often without context, and sometimes inaccurately.

But would you use crime statistics to assume every person of a particular race is a potential murderer? Or would you recognize how ridiculous it is to judge an individual solely by the group they look like?

Nobody is denying that pit bulls have attacked people or other animals. What we’re saying is that every dog is an individual, with its own temperament, personality, and history.

Take Bonnie. She’s peacefully interacted with everything from ferrets to horses, once caught up to a squirrel without harming it, and served as a hospital therapy dog. When a toy poodle attacked her there, she hid behind me rather than fight back.

I’ve fostered multiple pit bull–type dogs, as have friends in rescue. Ironically, the only dog that ever tried to attack my cats or a human was a German Shepherd.

Does that make every pit bull gentle, every German Shepherd dangerous, or every toy poodle aggressive?

Of course not. Because that would be ridiculous.

And that’s exactly my point.

Breed alone doesn’t tell you everything about the animal standing in front of you. Whether you have two legs or four, I’ll judge you by your individual character, not your appearance.

And frankly, I’ve met plenty of humans Bonnie could teach a thing or two about being a decent individual. ❤️🐾

10/23/2026

Just that one time the vet gave Ethel gabapentin. 💊🤣

I’ve seen less erratic behavior from a cr@ckhead trying to fight his own reflection in a gas station window at 3 a.m. 💀🤣

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