10/04/2026
Thanks everyone for coming out today to the Nassau County reptile expo! Hardcore Dirt debut was a smashing success and couldn’t keep it stocked on the shelf! You demanded bags of dirt, and we gave you dirt bags! You definitely make us work for our money though Long Island, but we love you😂♥️
Life of a spider hustler
Customer: Do you have any jumping spiders or seladonia ?
Hardcore Arachnids: No sorry.
Customer: What do recommend that’s colorful?
Hardcore Arachnids: These 5 are great colorful spiders.
Customer: I already have them, what else do you have?
Hardcore Arachnids: Here is 4 different spiders that are beautiful and colorful.
Customer: I don’t like arboreals, what else do you have ?
Hardcore Arachnids: Here are 6 more different spiders, that aren’t arboreal but are colorful.
Customer: oh, I don’t like old worlds, what else do you have ?
Hardcore Arachnids: Here are 4 more different spiders, that aren’t old world, or arboreal, but are colorful.
Customer: They are they so tiny, what else do you have ?
Hardcore Arachnids: Here are 3 more different spiders, that aren’t tiny, old world or arboreal, but they are colorful.
Customer: Why are they so expensive?
Hardcore Arachnids: Because its 4 times bigger then the one you just said were to small.
Customer: Are they females ?
Hardcore Arachnids: No, they are uns*xed. Females are three times the price of the uns*xed one that you just said was too expensive.
Customer: Oh. Ok never mind. I’ll pass. Can you s*x this “Chaco golden knee” that I bought from another vendor ?
Hardcore Arachnids: That’s not even a Chaco, it looks like a parahybana. It’s too small to s*x though.
Customer: Oh well the guy said it was a Chaco female. Do you want to buy it then ?
Hardcore Arachnids: No sorry I sell them for half that.
Customer. Oh. Ok. Can I hold that centipede?