Captain Pup

Captain Pup 🐾 hi. i am dog. i have opinions.

11/05/2026

human said walk. then spent 20 minutes putting on shoes. i waited by the door the whole time. i am ready. i have always been ready.

11/05/2026

what does the “e” in “email” mean.

11/04/2026

dinner is at 6. i stare at the bowl. the bowl does not stare back. this is fine. i am patient.

11/03/2026

the vacuum is back. i am not scared. i am just standing on the couch for safety reasons.

11/03/2026

i cannot vote. i tried. they said i need hands. so i will supervise the human while they vote. i am very good at supervising.

11/02/2026

i don't chase the mailman because i hate him. i chase him because he keeps leaving.

11/01/2026

human left the house for 20 minutes. i have prepared a full report. it just says "i missed you."

10/31/2026

good morning. i have already checked the kitchen, the couch, and the backyard. nothing has changed. i will check again in five minutes.

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10/30/2026

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Which moment are you choosing?
04/25/2026

Which moment are you choosing?

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