Lumpy Lizard Reptile, Poultry, and Exotics Rescue

"anything you have to say to my giant wife, you can say to me"
12/10/2025

"anything you have to say to my giant wife, you can say to me"

In case anyone was wondering which goat was the smarter one, Ham Sandwich is staying a nice, toasty, safe distance from ...
12/10/2025

In case anyone was wondering which goat was the smarter one, Ham Sandwich is staying a nice, toasty, safe distance from the fire and I had to physically stop Mestball from licking it. 🙃

Nobody: Dudes when it's cold:
12/10/2025

Nobody:
Dudes when it's cold:

Miss Francine ❤️
12/09/2025

Miss Francine ❤️

Me when a random dude shows up in my inbox talkin bout "hey"
12/08/2025

Me when a random dude shows up in my inbox talkin bout "hey"

LOOK! AT! THEM!
12/08/2025

LOOK! AT! THEM!

I got little diapers for the goats and it turns out they're A LOT cuter when they aren't pi***ng on my floor 😂Diaper fun...
12/01/2025

I got little diapers for the goats and it turns out they're A LOT cuter when they aren't pi***ng on my floor 😂
Diaper fund below:

I love this man so much
11/28/2025

I love this man so much

11/26/2025

Lumpy Lizard intake is closed until at least Sunday. I have a vet appointment today, and then some last minute stuff at the rescue, then I am spending the rest of the week with family.

I'll get back to everyone after the weekend. Love y'all!

So, the Nile Monitor who secretly hitched a ride from Florida in a vehicle someone bought and surprised the s**t out of ...
11/25/2025

So, the Nile Monitor who secretly hitched a ride from Florida in a vehicle someone bought and surprised the s**t out of them when they got back to Texas is generally pretty healthy. He's got some scrapes and rub marks but is mostly okay.
I named him Arthur Dent and we could really use some donations to finish getting him set up. It's the end of the year donations are really low already, and I was not planning on taking in a monitor and to goats 😭.

Oh my GODDDDD
11/25/2025

Oh my GODDDDD

Meet Ham Sandwich and Meatball Sub They're three days old, and orphaned. And weapons grade adorable.
11/24/2025

Meet Ham Sandwich and Meatball Sub
They're three days old, and orphaned. And weapons grade adorable.

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115 W. Jay Street
Edna, TX
77957

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