11/11/2026
I genuinely cannot make this s**t up. 😭💀
This man came in with his wife while she was inquiring about a job, and as I’m explaining that we make pizzas specifically FOR DOGS, this man decides to HELP HIMSELF TO A BITE. 🍕🐶
SIR?! 😭 Not only is that pizza NOT FOR HUMANS, BUT YOU DIDN’T EVEN PAY FOR IT?!
I was so flabbergasted I didn’t even know how to react. 💀😂
Apparently our dog menu looks a little TOO appetizing.