12/31/2025
Omg guys I’m dying laughing!!! I asked Grok to turn “if you eat it, you can’t breed it, that’s a cull” into a song to the tune of If You’re Happy and You Know It Clap Your Hands. 🤣🤣🤣
Animal Culling Song
(Verse 1)
If you eat it, you can’t breed it, that’s a cull!
If you eat it, you can’t breed it, that’s a cull!
If it’s headed for the plate,
It won’t get to find a mate—
If you eat it, you can’t breed it, that’s a cull!
(Verse 2)
If it’s beef and not a heifer, send it off!
If it’s beef and not a heifer, send it off!
Keep the cows that calve with ease,
But the steers are burger meat—
If you eat it, you can’t breed it, that’s a cull!
(Verse 3)
If it’s pork and not a gilt sow, load the truck!
If it’s pork and not a gilt sow, load the truck!
Barrows go to bacon town,
Gilts stay home to piglet down—
If you eat it, you can’t breed it, that’s a cull!
(Verse 4)
If it’s lamb and not a ewe lamb, market day!
If it’s lamb and not a ewe lamb, market day!
Wethers won’t be raising flocks,
They’ll be chops inside your box—
If you eat it, you can’t breed it, that’s a cull!
(Verse 5 – big finish)
On the farm we make decisions, yes we do!
On the farm we make decisions, yes we do!
Keep the best and cull the rest,
That’s how farming passes test—
If you eat it, you can’t breed it, that’s a cull!
