06/22/2025
what a sweet funny boy! pls share
DAY ??? OF MOKEY POSTING HIMSELF UNTIL HE IS ADOPTED.
Hi. Itās me. Mokey. The dog. The myth. The emotional support tornado.
Letās cut to the chase:
I am available.
You are lonely.
Letās ruin your furniture together.
I enjoy squeaky toys, light chaos, and staring into the void at 3AM for no reason. I have beef with:
ā Cats (donāt ask, itās personal)
ā Unseasoned kibble
ā The concept of ānoā
I do like other dogs ā as long as theyāre not weird. Iām a gentleman about introductions, but if you come at me with unhinged poodle energy, I will raise an eyebrow.
Other fun facts:
š Iām housebroken (both emotionally and literally⦠depending on the day)
š I respond well to snacks, praise, and dramatic readings of my inner thoughts
š„ Iām fully vetted, handsome, and a little bit feral in a fun way
š¤ I WILL talk back if you talk to me. Iām not a silent protagonist.
Iām not looking for just any home. Iām looking for my person. Someone who will appreciate my quirks, admire my chew toy destruction skills, and accept that I have main character syndrome. Youāll never p*e alone again. Ever.
So. Are you cool enough for me?
Apply now at š helpingheartshealingtails.org
Do it. Before I start legally representing myself and adopt you.
Love,
Mokey āThe Pickle Slayerā McZooms
KL #16994