Screaming Goat Funny Farm, LLC

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Screaming Goat Funny Farm, LLC

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A one-of-a-kind farm where you can cuddle Highland cows, love on pigs and goats, and enjoy peaceful animal experiences.
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Open by appointment only or book a night on the farm. Follow for public events, private visits, and all the Funny Farm fun!

11/12/2026

Ever wanted to milk a cow? Or show your kids where their milk comes from? 🐄🥛

Goldie, our Jersey cow, would be happy to give y’all a hands-on milking lesson. She’s a patient teacher, especially if there are treats involved. 😉

Send us a message for more info about milking with Goldie at Screaming Goat Funny Farm!

11/12/2026

Tilly has been found 🤦🏽‍♀️. These animals will be the death of me.

11/11/2026

She’s found 🤦🏽‍♀️ she just took a very very long nap.
Calf missing at 1123 and Armstrong. Please share

11/10/2026

We are open tomorrow from 10-2 😊

11/10/2026

Community garden??
Yes 🙌
No 👎🏼

11/10/2026

Guys!! Look at those teefs!!!

11/09/2026

Good morning, here’s your daily dose of cuteness

11/09/2026

**THIS or THAT?** 🍓🐴

We’re thinking about adding something new at Screaming Goat Funny Farm, and we want to know what y’all would pick!

🍓 **THIS:** Pick your own fruits and vegetables
🐴 **THAT:** Pony rides

Which would your crew head to first? Drop a 🍓 or a 🐴 in the comments! 👇

11/08/2026

**THIS OR THAT? 🚜**

We’re thinking about adding a little more fun to Screaming Goat Funny Farm, and we want your vote!

🌾 **HAYRIDE** — Hop in the wagon and enjoy a ride around the farm.

🚜 **DRIVE THE TRACTOR** — Get behind the wheel and give it a try yourself!

Which would you pick? Drop a 🌾 or 🚜 in the comments!

Address

FM 1123
Belton, TX
76513

Telephone

+12546749379

Website

https://screaminggoatfunnyfarm.com/, https://canva.link/ymh5fan05jtimi4, https://thescreaminggoatfunnyfarm.my.canva.site

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