08/18/2026
🎒🐾 PRU’S BACK-TO-SCHOOL PSA! 🐾🎒
Well, frens… it’s that time of year again. 😭📚
The tiny humans are going BACK TO SCHOOL, which means fewer people available to admire me, feed me snacks, and tell me how pretty I am. Frankly, I have concerns.
Since I am a highly educated Good Girl™ with years of experience in important subjects like Snackology, Napping, and Counter-Surfing, I have a few reminders for everyone:
🍎 Do NOT share your lunch with me. I know. This is outrageous. But grapes, raisins, chocolate, onions, garlic, and some sugar-free foods can be dangerous for us pets. So please keep the forbidden snacks away from our adorable little faces. (Even though we WILL ask.)
🎒 Backpacks are not chew toys. I checked. Pencils are not delicious. Glue is not delicious. Erasers are… well, I’m still conducting research. 😂
🚌 We might miss you! Going from ALL-DAY HUMAN ATTENTION to an empty house can be a big adjustment. Please give your pets some extra exercise, enrichment, and snuggles while we get used to the new schedule.
🏡 Sometimes we need a break from the tiny humans. Make sure your pets have a quiet, cozy place to retreat when the after-school chaos begins. Even the nicest dog needs a little “PLEASE STOP TOUCHING ME” time.
💉 And while you’re organizing school supplies, don’t forget your pet’s to-do list! Check those vaccines, make sure their microchip information is current, and if they haven’t been spayed or neutered yet… well, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?! 😘
And finally, I would like to remind everyone that I am available for homework assistance.
My rates are reasonable.
One cheese tax per assignment. 🧀
You’re welcome.
Love,
Pru 🐶💕