Rancho El Charro

05/10/2025

13/03/2023

We apologize to anyone we offended by being named "Rancho el Charro Hoseback Tours" on WhatsApp.
.. we also apologize to those looking for "hoseback tours", we do not know what they are, and we do not want to know. 😂

09/03/2023

We changed up the product pages again. Let us know what you think!

Our Tropical Forest Horseback Ride offers a unique and exciting way to experience the lush jungle landscape of Puerto Vallarta. Riders embark on a journey through along the river before entering into the jungle, following well-trodden trails that wind through towering trees, past sparkling streams,

05/03/2023

Things you'll only see at Rancho el Charro!

24/02/2023

The frequency of bookings has gone drastically down since I made those changes two weeks ago. Big yikes.

11/02/2023

Hello weekend warriors. Some changes made to the website: the tour pages should be more conducive to get people riding.

07/02/2023

Today we're releasing STORIES!

Everything you touch seems to have stories these days: Facebook has them, Instagram has them, Snapchat has them, LinkedIn has them. We thought we'd have them too!

We'll highlight these over the next few weeks. Our first is "The Demon Tequila of Puerto Vallarta" — a horror-comedy story about a group of gringos who go on a tequila tasting tour only to find out that the booze they are drinking is cursed and turns their guide into a monster.

This one was fun because we got to create some really dark illustrations for such a whacky plot. In the end, the gringos prevail thanks to tequila, so maybe it's a coming of age story? I don't know.

You're probably thinking "how is this relevant to having a horse ranch in Vallarta?" — to answer: it's absolutely not!

The Demon Tequila of Puerto Vallarta" is a horror-comedy story about a group of friends who go on a tequila tasting tour in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico.

05/02/2023

Redid some of the pages on the site for the tours. Please let us know if you find any typos or weird-isms that we missed!

Before: http://web.archive.org/web/20230123042209/https://www.ranchoelcharro.com/mountain-waterfall-horseback-ride-puerto-vallarta

After: https://www.ranchoelcharro.com/mountain-waterfall-horseback-ride-puerto-vallarta

A three-hour horseback ride in Puerto Vallarta along a river in the Sierra Madre mountains that ends with a secluded waterfall. Ride today for $75.

01/02/2023

We are trying to think of a good marketing campaign. I personally like Chick-fil-A's "eat more chicken" one.

Perhaps we do the same with whales, "ride more horses"?