The Wonky Donkey Community Farm CIC

29/05/2026

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21/05/2026

20/05/2026

Never thought I’d reach the age where I’d willingly write a Facebook essay about my bowel movements… but life’s a bit S**T like that 💩😂

A while back I started noticing blood in my stools. At first I convinced myself it was “probably nothing” because apparently my medical strategy is the same as turning the radio up when the car makes a weird noise.

But deep down I knew something wasn’t right. There’s only so many times you can stare into the toilet bowl looking like forensics investigating a murder scene before accepting maybe you should see a doctor.

So off I went, where I got asked questions no grown adult ever wants to answer before lunch: “How often are you going?” “What did it look like?” “Any mucus?” Honestly by the end of it I felt like I should’ve brought photos and a PowerPoint presentation titled: “My Arse: A Timeline.”

Then came the phrase: “We need to rule out bowel cancer.”

Now that hits you hard. One minute you’re casually living life, the next you’re sat there thinking: “Brilliant. I ignored internal bleeding because I didn’t want to talk about poo.”

So then came the colonoscopy.

And let me tell you something right now: The actual camera bit? That's the easy bit.... The prep drink beforehand? Straight from the depths of hell.

That stuff doesn’t “clear you out”. It turns your body into a high-pressure fire hose.

Within about 45 minutes I was sprinting to the toilet so often I considered installing a seatbelt. Every rumble in my stomach felt like an emergency alert. At one point I sneezed and genuinely feared for my future.

The toilet and I became emotionally codependent. 🚽😂

And the noises… dear God. It sounded like someone emptying a bucket of gravy into a washing machine.

I'm sure I lost 14 stone in a day.

Thankfully after all the tests, it turned out to be Ulcerative Colitis instead of cancer. For anyone who doesn’t know, Ulcerative Colitis and Crohn’s disease are forms of IBD — basically your immune system waking up one day and deciding your intestines are the enemy.

And although I joke, it genuinely can be brutal. The pain, fatigue, urgency and flare-ups can completely take over your life. You become weirdly aware of every public toilet within a 10-mile radius. I now judge pubs less on atmosphere and more on toilet accessibility and wiping paper quality.

But genuinely, the reason I’m sharing this is because so many people ignore symptoms because they’re embarrassed. Blood in your stool isn’t “normal”. Changes in bowel habits aren’t something to just hope away.

Please go get checked if something feels wrong.

Because trust me: A slightly awkward conversation and a camera up your backside is a LOT better than ignoring something serious.

Also, massive respect to my amazing wife Emma for putting up with my complaining and for once again being my absolute rock.

And of course big respect and thanks to the NHS staff who do this every day without laughing at terrified adults clutching their hospital gowns while trying not to accidentally s**t themselves in paper shorts 😂❤️

07/05/2026

💥💥 FREE WOOD 💥💥

We have a lot of wood from the dismantling of a tiny house. All very useable.

If anyone can make use of it please contact us to arrange collection. You will need your own trailer and be able to load yourself.

Please do not turn up unannounced.

29/04/2026

😎😎 CARAVAN DECKING
REDUCED TO £2500 FOR QUICK SALE

28/04/2026

Thankyou so much BELLISSIMO for my beautiful flowers today. Certainly brightened up my day 😊

25/04/2026

We had the best day at Colliers Adventure Farm today with our adorable family 🥰