14/07/2026
๐กA quick home visit for Judge completed๐ก
(including bum chronicles)
He had fresh water, a brush, we chilled & listened to some calming music, potty breaks & then it kind of spiralled from there ๐.
๐ซฃ๐ซฃ๐ซฃ ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ง๐ข ๐ช๐๐ฃ๐ ๐๐๐ฆ ๐๐จ๐ โฆ ๐๐ข๐ฉ๐ ๐ง๐๐๐ง ๐๐ข๐ฅ ๐ ๐!!
Has anyone ever tried wiping a 7-month-old Golden Retrieverโs bum? Because let me tell youโฆ itโs like trying to change the nappy of a caffeinated toddler with four legs. ๐คฏ๐
First, he decided the toilet roll was obviously a snack. ๐งป๐ฝ๏ธ
Then, with impeccable timing, he SAT. ON. MY. HAND. With his ๐ฉ bum. ๐ญ
After what felt like an Olympic event, I finally got him cleaned upโฆ ๐ผ๐ฟ ๐๐ผ ๐ ๐๐ต๐ผ๐๐ด๐ต๐.
Nope.
He immediately did the worldโs fastest bum scoot, releasing the bit Iโd somehow missedโฆ then spun round trying to catch his own tail to clean himself, transforming into a fully operational ๐ฉ sprinkler โจ
At this point I was laughing, crying, throwing up, whilst questioning every life choice Iโd ever made & wondering if this was covered in my job description. ๐
๐๐ป๐ฑ ๐๐ผ๐บ๐ฒ๐ต๐ผ๐โฆ ๐ฎ๐ณ๐๐ฒ๐ฟ ๐ฎ๐น๐น ๐ผ๐ณ ๐๐ต๐ฎ๐โฆ
๐ ๐น๐ผ๐๐ฒ๐ฑ ๐ต๐ถ๐บ ๐ฒ๐๐ฒ๐ป ๐บ๐ผ๐ฟ๐ฒ. ๐ฅน๐พ
Being a dog walker isnโt always glamorousโฆ but it is never boring! ๐คฃ๐งก
