31/05/2026
🌸 A Morning Update from Miss Betty 🌸
Good morning, my dear admirers.
I am pleased to report that I enjoyed a much more restful night. Thankfully, nobody disturbed my beauty sleep after Mother finally came crawling home at 4 o’clock. Quite where she’d been until that hour is anyone’s guess, but at least that was the end of the interruptions.
This morning, Mandy collected me for my constitutional, and I must say it was absolutely delightful. The sunshine was glorious, the air was fresh, and I am feeling rather stronger in my legs these days. I am especially proud to report that there was no creaking from me this morning. A lady likes to maintain some mystery, after all.
During our walk, Mandy found some beautiful flowers, and naturally I agreed to pose for a photograph. It would have been rude not to. I must admit, I think it may be one of my favourite photographs of myself. The flowers were lovely too, although I do feel my harness complemented the display rather beautifully.
Unfortunately, the peace was briefly interrupted on the way home by two utterly uncivilised dogs. I passed them quietly and with perfect dignity, minding my own business as one would expect from a lady of my standing.
Did they return the courtesy?
They did not.
Instead, they screamed at me as though I had personally insulted their entire family line. Honestly. The noise. The drama. The lack of decorum.
Their poor owners were being pulled left, right and centre while attempting to restore order, but the pair seemed completely uninterested in listening.
Mandy and I, being the professionals that we are, simply continued on our way and left the chaos behind us.
I have now returned home, where peace and tranquillity have thankfully been restored. Mother is out again, so I intend to spend the afternoon exactly as nature intended…
Fast asleep.
I remain, as ever,
Elegant… exhausted… and entirely correct. ✨🐾🌸💖👑
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