10/08/2026
💻 Head of Automation - Under Close Supervision 💻
Dadther was busy working on smart home automation yesterday evening, but Bonnie was far more interested in whether he could automate something much more important.
Naturally, she appointed herself Chief Quality Assurance Beeper.
Every few minutes she’d lean in, have a good look at the screen…
“Beep.”
Translation:
“Have you automated millet yet?”
Dadther: “No.”
BEEP.
“Well why not?”
Dadther: “Because that’s not how automation works.”
BEEP BEEP.
“I fail to see the problem. Human presses button. Millet appears. Seems simple enough.”
Needless to say, the project did not end with an automatic millet dispenser. But more “smart” lights for me to swear at! 🤣🤬
This decision has been met with a formal complaint from Bonnie, who believes Finch HQ’s technology priorities are completely wrong.
Apparently spreadsheets are nowhere near as important as Automated Millet Delivery™.
She may have a point… 🤣🐦💜
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