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Holiday-at-your-home sitting and holiday boarding for all indoor avian species. 🦜

Fully DBS checked and insured.
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The Finch Flock Rescue (aka Finch HQ) is lovingly run & funded by your holiday bookings. 🥰💜

03/06/2026

☀️ Evening Log Lounge ☀️

Just a little collection of beepers enjoying the evening sunshine on their favourite cork bark log yesterday. 🥺🐦

No drama.
No squabbling.
No attempted coups over sleeping tubs.

Just warm sunshine, happy little fluffs, and the peaceful sound of content beeper chatter drifting through HQ. 💜

Moments like this make all the cleaning, seed mess, and chaos completely worth it. 🥰

Tiny birds. Tiny feet. Massive personalities. 🥹✨

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By booking your bird’s holiday with Tweet Retreats, your payment helps support the rescue of finches and canaries — because little birds deserve a second chance at living their best lives too! Don’t wait, book in today! 💜

02/06/2026

🤍 Like Mother, Like Daughter 🤍

Bonnie (left) and Nancy (right), enjoying a rare quiet moment together on the cork bark. 🥺🐦

No squabbling.
No chaos.
No questionable life choices requiring intervention from HQ management.

Just two tiny beepers sitting side by side, contemplating life… or perhaps plotting snack crimes for later. 🙈

There is something very special about seeing little family resemblances show through — same vibes, same expressions, same ability to completely melt Mumther’s heart. 💛

Like mother, like daughter indeed. ✨

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By booking your bird’s holiday with Tweet Retreats, your payment helps support the rescue of finches and canaries — because little birds deserve a second chance at living their best lives too! Don’t wait, book in today! 💜

01/06/2026

💛 The Boys 💛

There’s something about this photo that got me last night.

Dale. Martie. Henry (L-R). Three little elder lads who have been finding their feet again one tiny step at a time since the loss of their girl Roma recently. 🌈💔

👉🏻 The zoomies are returning slowly.
👉🏻 The questionable baths are happening again.
👉🏻 There’s been singing too. 🥺🐦

But grief doesn’t disappear overnight. Sometimes it looks like sitting quietly together. Sometimes it looks like needing a little extra comfort. And sometimes it looks like three little elder boys staying close while they work out how life feels now. 🥺

Watching them all support one another has made my heart ache, but it has also reminded me of something important:

Love doesn’t disappear when someone or one of their flock members leaves. Sometimes it simply changes shape. 💜

And last night, these three little elder lads reminded me of that. 💛🌈🐦

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By booking your bird’s holiday with Tweet Retreats, your payment helps support the rescue of finches and canaries — because little birds deserve a second chance at living their best lives too! Don’t wait, book in today! 💜

31/05/2026

👀🚿 Bathroom Supervision Services 🚿👀

Eye spy with my little eye: a tiny red canary called Red attempting to supervise my bathroom cleaning from a “totally hidden” hallway bookshelf location. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Apparently privacy no longer exists at Finch HQ. 👀

Not when cleaning.
Not when showering.
Not even when trying to scrub the bathroom in peace while being silently judged by a suspiciously nosy canary peeking around the corner like a tiny feathery neighbourhood curtain-twitcher. 💀

I swear these birds act like:
👉 “Mumther has been out of sight for 14 seconds. Better launch an investigation.” 👮🏻

And honestly? The shower situation is even worse. Red fully acts like I may drown unless monitored at all times despite being a strong swimmer and my bath being too shallow to drown in. 🚨

To make matters even more ridiculous, if I’m on the loo he apparently gets worried I might fall in, so obviously that also requires full supervision and warning squeaks! 🙈

Who else has a bird like this?

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By booking your bird’s holiday with Tweet Retreats, your payment helps support the rescue of finches and canaries — because little birds deserve a second chance at living their best lives too! Don’t wait, book in today! 💜

30/05/2026

🚨 FINCH HQ TRANSPORT UPDATE 🚨

Due to the HQ-Mobile aka Black Betty deciding that her alternator is apparently optional, HQ has been forced to deploy a temporary replacement car in order to reach important bird sitting jobs this weekend.

Before we continue, a huge thank you to A6 AUTOS LTD for bailing me out and loaning HQ a temporary replacement car at such short notice. We are very grateful, even if HQ’s Dadther remains unconvinced. 🤣

He has repeatedly referred to it as a “s**t box” and has muttered that it is currently safer walking than travelling in a car with the structural integrity of a Quality Street tin. 🙈

To which I’ve politely informed him that he possesses a perfectly functional set of legs and is welcome to use them if he continues sassing both it and the woman driving it. Dadther has, somewhat mysteriously, chosen to continue travelling in The Menace. 🙈

The Menace has many excellent features, including:

🚗 Starts when asked.
🚗 Costs less than an Audi to look at.
🚗 Has survived entirely on prayers, cable ties, and a valid MOT for years.
🚗 Is small enough to park in a shoebox.
🚗 Has two giant arrows on the front so you know which way up the car goes when it inevitably flips over.

The Menace has been appointed Temporary Deputy Head of Emergency HQ Logistics until Black Betty completes her alternator repairs.

Current status:

🚗 Red Menace – Operational.
🚗 Black Betty – In the garage reflecting on her life choices.
🐦 HQ – Angry that it is too warm for all-day zoomies and wondering how they will fit in the back of The Menace next week.
👩 Me – Running on chicken strips, curly fries, a maxed out credit card and sheer spite at this point.

Further updates will be provided as the situation develops. Please keep me in your thoughts during this difficult time. 🤣🙈

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By booking your bird’s holiday with Tweet Retreats, your payment helps support the rescue of finches and canaries — because little birds deserve a second chance at living their best lives too! Don’t wait, book in today! 💜

29/05/2026

💛 Elderville requested a quiet carriage 💛

We’re temporarily back in Leeds, and after the journey the Elders looked absolutely exhausted from travelling. 🥱

So rather than immediately unleashing them into full Finch HQ chaos mode, I decided to leave them in the travel cage for the day and pop them in the front room for some peace and quiet while the younger lot went completely feral with their “WE’RE HOME” zoomies elsewhere. 🙈

Honestly, from the looks of things, the Elders are very appreciative of their calm little retirement suite right now. 🏩

No squabbling.
No hormonal nonsense.
No teenagers crashing into the curtains at Mach 4. 🚀

Just:
✨ snacks.
✨ comfy perches.
✨ soft lighting.
✨ and uninterrupted pensioner relaxation time.

Sometimes good bird care is knowing when they need enrichment and excitement. And sometimes it’s recognising when they just want a quiet cup of tea* and a lie down after travelling. ☕️

* bird safe caffeine free calming herbal tea was provided.

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By booking your bird’s holiday with Tweet Retreats, your payment helps support the rescue of finches and canaries — because little birds deserve a second chance at living their best lives too! Don’t wait, book in today! 💜

28/05/2026

🐦 I.N.T.R.O.D.U.C.I.N.G Dottie May 🐦

This little lady is Dottie. She’s approx. 1 year old and a lovely little fawn zebra finch. 🥺

Dottie came from the same aviary the Doplets recently moved to, and the same one April originally came from last year. She decided to come home with us when we dropped the Doplets off and they caused instant chaos! 🤣

After completing quarantine with literal flying colours, she’s now officially joined Beeperville. And honestly, she settled herself in faster than some people unpack on holiday. 🤣🙈

On her very first night, she made herself extremely comfortable perched above everyone while Roma and Martie sat below admiring her like the welcoming committee of Finch HQ that they are. 🥺

Then later that evening, Dottie somehow found her way into the Elders’ sleeping tub, where she was immediately accepted as one of their own despite being a lot younger than them. 🥺

No drama. No arguments. Just tiny sleepy acceptance from the retirement village residents. 💜

We also chose her middle name, May, partly because she arrived in May — but also as a little nod to our beautiful late May. 🌈💛

Welcome to HQ, Dottie May.

You are already so loved here. 🥰

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By booking your bird’s holiday with Tweet Retreats, your payment helps support the rescue of finches and canaries — because little birds deserve a second chance at living their best lives too! Don’t wait, book in today! 💜

27/05/2026

💛 A rare Bonnie calm moment 💛

For approximately three and a half minutes, peace was achieved at Finch HQ. 🤣🙈

Bonnie was spotted tucked safely into a Roma and Martie squish, looking unbelievably content while the rest of Beeperville watched on like they were witnessing a once-in-a-lifetime celestial event. 💀🐦

No crimes.
No chaos.
No feather-related offences.

Just one very cosy little chicken nugget enjoying cuddles with two of the Elders, while the others watch on and chill. 🥺💛

Honestly, seeing Bonnie this settled melts my heart a lot, because underneath all the sass, attitude, and occasional public order offences; she really does just want to feel safe, loved, and included. 🥺

Even if she usually expresses that by committing large acts of mischief first. 🤣

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By booking your bird’s holiday with Tweet Retreats, your payment helps support the rescue of finches and canaries — because little birds deserve a second chance at living their best lives too! Don’t wait, book in today! 💜

26/05/2026

🐦 Things Non-Bird People Will Never Understand 🐦

Honestly… every single one of these is painfully accurate. 🤣🙈

Bird people really will:
👉 say “goodnight” 14 times because one made one more cute noise.
👉 let your food go cold as you got distracted by the needy toddler.
👉 hold full conversations with your birds like they contribute financially to the household.
👉 panic the second the room goes suspiciously quiet.
👉 casually discover p**p on yourself hours later and simply accept defeat.

And yes, Finch HQ staff absolutely announce bathroom trips to the flock like we’re reporting to management. 💀🐦

Non-bird people just do not understand the tiny feathery emotional support chaos that completely takes over your life once birds own you. Because let’s be honest, we do not own them. They own us. 🤣

So… which letter exposed you all the most? 👀😂

Credit to: Bird Memes for the full on exposure. 🤣

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By booking your bird’s holiday with Tweet Retreats, your payment helps support the rescue of finches and canaries — because little birds deserve a second chance at living their best lives too! Don’t wait, book in today! 💜

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