10/30/2026
🐾 STAFF SPOTLIGHT: MEET PIPPY, CFO! 🐾
👑 Chief Feline Officer, Country Club Animal Clinic
It's about time someone featured the most important member of this organization. Me. 😼
While the humans have been enjoying their little staff spotlight series, I thought it was only appropriate that I finally introduce myself. After all, I practically run this place.
🐈⬛ Breed I have an unreasonable soft spot for:
Black cats.
It's like looking in the mirror. Absolutely stunning.
💼 How long have you been in veterinary medicine?
I started in pest control back in 2015, which, according to management, I wasn't particularly good at.
Naturally, I promoted myself to BOSS LADY shortly thereafter and have been running the place ever since. You're welcome.
💤 Something I wish clients knew about my job:
I take my responsibilities VERY seriously and NEVER nap on the clock.
Any photographic evidence suggesting otherwise has been taken out of context.
👃 A smell I could identify instantly:
Gastrointestinal Mod Cal Morsels in Gravy. 🤤
Excuse me while I drool.
🏭 If I couldn't work in animal care:
The biscuit factory.
I already have years of hands-on experience in production. 🐾
👜 Something I'm surprisingly good at:
Sitting in clients' handbags.
If you leave it unattended, I will be conducting a complimentary inspection. You're welcome.
😾 Something that drives me absolutely crazy:
When the girls turn off MY sink while I'm trying to take a bath.
The audacity. I have standards.
🚫 Patients my coworkers know I'm NOT volunteering for:
Literally any of them.
I'm here to supervise, not socialize. Please respect my personal space.
💸 Something I'll happily spend money on:
Treats and new scratching boards!
Well, technically I have people for that. That's what being CFO is all about. 💅
🏆 Best pet name I've ever heard:
Pippy. DUH.
Next question.
👑 A final message from your CFO:
Thank you to all my loyal subjects who stop by to admire me, offer compliments, and occasionally provide a handbag for me to occupy.
Your continued devotion is appreciated.
Now, I have a very important meeting with my nap spot.
👇 CLIENTS, I HAVE A QUESTION:
How many of you have had the privilege of meeting ME? Bonus points if you have photographic evidence of my excellent management skills. 😼📸