Dream Maker Farm

08/18/2025

It’s so hot the cows are giving evaporated milk!” 🥵🥛

08/17/2025

Current mood: big spoon & little spoon… extra fluff included. ❤️

08/16/2025

“In the Barn Door”
Under a fringe of windswept hair,
A mother stands, her calf right there.
No rush, no noise, just breathing slow,
In the place where love and sunlight grow.
On this farm, the beauty’s clear
It’s in the little things, right here. 🐂🌾

08/15/2025

Breaking news: Dream Maker Farm mentioned on TV again! We weren’t interviewed… but our animals are still walking around like celebrities. 🐓📺

08/14/2025

🐴 Fun Fact: Donkeys can sniff out drama from a mile away… and they’re not afraid to call it out. If barnyard life was a reality show, the donkey would be the one spilling the tea and narrating the chaos. ☕🎬

08/13/2025

🐐✨ Some days, you’re the G.O.A.T. the Greatest Of All Time. You’re crushing goals, making a difference, and feeling unstoppable. 🐓 Other days… you’re the chicken. Pecking around, avoiding the big stuff, and just trying to make it to bedtime. Life will hand you both kinds of days. But you get to choose who you show up as. Even on “chicken days,” you can still strut with purpose.
And on “G.O.A.T. days,” don’t forget to savor the win.
🌟 Whether you’re the goat or the chicken today… own it. The choice is yours.

08/12/2025

Fun fact: Pigs have big personalities and even bigger moods. They can be sweet and cuddly one minute, then act like dramatic toddlers the next. Complete with happy squeals, grumpy snorts, and the occasional ‘I’m not getting up flop. 🐷💬c

08/12/2025

🎃 Booking Fall Events Now! 🍁
Halloween is creeping up 👻 Boo! Dates are vanishing fast; book your Spooktacular event now! 📞 513-383-3065

Booking fall events now! Halloween is around the corner let’s get your Spooktacular event planned!

513-383-3065

08/11/2025

Everyone thinks cows are cheap because grass is ‘free.’ Reality check: cows eat like it’s their full time job… because it is. Add in hay for winter, grain, minerals, vet care, hoof trims, fencing, shelter, and the occasional ‘moo-mergency’ bill, and you quickly realize cows are the four legged version of a luxury car, except they p**p more and don’t fit in the garage. 🐄💸

08/10/2025

🐴 Fun Horse Fact – Mutual Grooming
Ever see two horses standing nose-to-tail, nibbling at each other’s backs? That’s called mutual grooming basically a horse’s way of saying, “You scratch my back, I’ll scratch yours!”

It’s not just about getting rid of itchy spots, it’s a bonding ritual. Horses groom each other to build trust, reduce stress, and strengthen friendships in the herd.

So next time you see it, know you’re witnessing a sweet moment of horse best-friendship in action. 💛 l

08/09/2025

🦄✨ Unicorns are real… and they’re ready to make your child’s dreams come true!
Book your Unicorn Riding Party today and let the magic arrive at your doorstep.

📞 Call/Text: 513-383-3065