11/04/2026
🍺 Meet Rootbeer, aka “Miss Crabby Pants”! 🐾
Rootbeer is a 42-pound English Bulldog with a personality all her own! She arrived in Wisconsin with the nickname “Miss Crabby Pants,” and honestly… the name has stuck! 😂 But underneath that stubborn Bulldog exterior is a girl who can be incredibly affectionate, snuggly, playful, and loving once she decides you’re worthy of her trust. Rootbeer is not the kind of dog who will immediately run up to every stranger and hand out kisses. In fact, when she first arrived, she trusted no one.
Rootbeer needs time, patience, decompression, structure, and plenty of treats to learn that you are someone she can trust. Her trust is something you have to earn—and once you do, you'll discover that she gives some of the BEST kisses! ❤️
Rootbeer is a stubborn little Bulldog who thrives when she has clear boundaries, a predictable routine, and structure. An experienced adopter is strongly recommended, preferably someone who understands the Bulldog personality and is comfortable giving her the time she needs to decompress and settle in.
Once comfortable, Rootbeer is actually quite the sweetheart. She loves to snuggle with her people, enjoys going for walks, and absolutely LOVES being outside and playing with her big herding balls. When she gets excited and playful, you'll see her adorable little butt wiggles! 😂 She also has a serious love affair with treats, which can definitely help when you're working on building that Rootbeer trust.
Rootbeer is best as the only pet, although she can do okay with very submissive dogs with an extremely slow and lengthy introduction. She will need a home where introductions are handled carefully and where she isn't pressured into interactions before she's ready.
Rootbeer is crate trained and mostly house trained. One of Rootbeer's biggest care requirements is her grooming routine. She is not a fan of having her ears, skin folds, or tail pocket cleaned, and her tail pocket is quite deep and requires regular maintenance. Her adopter will need to be comfortable with this routine and understand that cleaning may require extra precautions, patience, and careful handling. This is an important part of keeping her healthy and comfortable.
Rootbeer also needs very clear boundaries around children and visitors. She should never be left alone with children or with guests visiting the home. Her adopter will need to be proactive about management and make sure Rootbeer has a safe, comfortable space where she can decompress when people come over. Rootbeer isn't going to be everyone's dog—and that's okay. She's looking for her person. The person who understands that trust takes time. The person who won't rush her. The person who can provide structure and boundaries while also appreciating the goofy, affectionate Bulldog underneath it all.
Give Rootbeer time, patience, treats, and consistency, and she just might reward you with a wiggly butt, a big Bulldog smile, a cozy snuggle, and those BEST KISSES she's been saving for someone special. 🍺❤️🐾 ❤️
Rootbeer at a Glance:
🐾 English Bulldog
🐾 Female | 42 pounds
🐾 Best as the only pet
🐾 Experienced adopter recommended
🐾 Crate trained
🐾 Mostly house trained
🐾 Needs routine, structure & boundaries
🐾 Decompression and patience are essential
🐾 Slow to warm up to strangers
🐾 Loves treats
🐾 Loves walks and being outside
🐾 LOVES big herding balls
🐾 Adorable butt wiggles when she plays
🐾 Affectionate and snuggly once she trusts you
🐾 Tail pocket requires regular cleaning and care
🐾 Not a fan of ear, fold, or tail-pocket cleaning
🐾 Should not be left alone with children
🐾 Should not be left alone with visiting guests
🐾 Can potentially coexist with very submissive dogs with a very slow, careful introduction
Rootbeer isn't looking for just any home—she's looking for the right one. Someone willing to earn her trust, respect her boundaries, and give her the structure she needs to thrive. And if you become her person? Get ready for the sweetest kisses and the happiest little butt wiggles! 🍺💕
Please keep in mind that a family pet takes work and dedication, as well as many years of commitment.
If this animal sounds like the perfect fit for you, the first step would be to please fill out an application at https://linktr.ee/Wildandfreerescue
