04/01/2026
Hahaha! It’s almost believable! Happy April Fools Day!
The Calistoga Police Department is proud to announce the newest (and furriest) member of our enforcement team:
🐾 Officer Whiskers, our first-ever Apprehension & Drug Detection Feline 🐾
After extensive training Officer Whiskers has already demonstrated exceptional skills in:• Suspect intimidation through aggressive hissing• High-speed foot pursuits
• Drug detection, with a 100% alert rate on catnip
During today’s certification test, Officer Whiskers successfully located hidden narcotics aggressively rolled in them, and attempted to arrest the evidence. A flawless performance.
Please note:🔹 Treats are not considered bribes🔹 Laser pointers are strictly prohibited
Happy April Fools’ Day from the Calistoga Police Department 🐱🚔
But on a serious note, we’d like to announce that the City of Calistoga is now contracting it’s animal services with We Care Animal Rescue ☑️